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BREAKING: Cardano $ADA has now processed over 111 million transactions—secure, scalable, and built for the long game.

Our unfortunate protagonist reportedly flung nearly $7 million across a dizzying 18 bank transfers to East West Bank, and another breezy $9.7 million in 13 transfers to Cathay Bank. Not to be outdone, four million found its way to Citibank accounts. This makes $20 million—give or take an expensive lunch—lost in an epic example of what’s cheekily referred to as a “pig butchering” scam. The lawsuits, filed with all the drama of a Broadway debut in California federal court on July 1, 2025, allege that banks greeted suspicious, spectacularly round-numbered transactions with the enthusiasm of a bored night porter—not a raised eyebrow in sight.

adapt, exit, or launch a fully compliant product. 🤝

Freshly into a new quarter where numbers are reset and optimism is legally required, Bitcoin has played footsie with its favorite levels: caressing $105,000 for support, romancing $110,000 for resistance, and, on Tuesday, plummeting to a two-week low—it just needed a nap, really. The rollercoaster continues as Analyst Sjuul from AltCryptoGems bravely declares that BTC needs a solid rebound from the all-important $104,000-$106,000 zone, otherwise things could fall to the murky depths of $101,000, a price floor so forlorn only lost socks and unfulfilled ICOs reside there.

Recall the days when self-checkout was heralded as salvation? Alas, Walmart hath cast out these metal jesters—Princeton, New Jersey, now free from their robotic tyranny; Albuquerque, thrice so. The devil, as ever, lies not in efficiency, but in theft and shopper fury. Meanwhile, in the province of Texas, Sam’s Club hath raised a super-store with as many lanes as Molière’s wardrobe—none! AI now waves us through like aristocrats with a fast pass. 🛒

As we observe the chart (oh, such delightful art it is!), Dogecoin appears to be making a valiant attempt to rise from the ashes, creating higher lows—truly a mark of an uptrend. The $0.165 level, once a barrier, has been both broken and retested, as shown in the chart below. This area had previously served as a launching pad for Dogecoin’s heroic rally to $0.259 in May. And now, dear readers, this formation of higher highs and lows suggests that things may indeed look up… for the moment.

So, Moria. The protocol that, much like Raskolnikov with a conscience, accepts Bitcoin Cash as collateral, dispensing something called MUSD—a “stablecoin” clinging to the dollar by sheer willpower (and, allegedly, smart contracts). Moria’s raison d’être, apparently, is to let traders enjoy liquidity without selling the family silver. Or, in this case, their digital tchotchkes. Freedom cries out, “Have your BCH and spend it too!” 🤑

But guess what? Fidelity’s BTC ETF fund (FBTC) is outshining BlackRock’s IBIT. It’s like a high school popularity contest, but with billions of dollars on the line. 🏆

Analyst Crypto Joe, the self-proclaimed guru of all things crypto, shared a 1-hour chart of WIF/USDT, highlighting an inverted head and shoulders pattern — a classical reversal formation typically appearing after prolonged downtrends. The neckline, positioned between $0.89 and $0.90, has been broken, confirming the pattern’s validity. WIF is currently trading around $0.924, indicating bullish continuation following the breakout. Or so we hope! 🙏

If passed, the vote would also initiate token transfer rights for early supporters and begin shaping a long-term unlock schedule for founders, contributors, and advisors — ensuring long-term alignment with the project’s growth. 🤝