qfx So, what’s the deal? They’ve accumulated 1,904 BTC (Bitcoin, for those of you still using a flip phone) valued at approximately €172 million. Let’s just say, if they were buying drinks, you wouldn’t want to be the one picking up the tab. Oh, and each BTC cost them a little over €90,000—no biggie, just a small loan from your local bank’s vault.
And who else but the one and only Justin Sun, Tron’s founder, to champion this move? 🙌 Sun, who has been Trump’s crypto BFF in recent months, proudly reposted the announcement. As one of the earliest and largest backers of the TRUMP token, Sun has been the poster boy for the former president’s crypto empire. It’s like a modern-day fairy tale, but with more blockchain and less glass slippers.
For those convinced that Cardano’s real problem is a love-hate relationship with stablecoin giants, Hoskinson suggests something revolutionary: maybe, just maybe, it’s about basic economics. He reminisced about the time Circle offered to bring USDC to Cardano back in 2021—along with a $3 million invoice. The Cardano Foundation responded the way most of us react to a high restaurant bill: with a firm “nope.” “They just said no, which was just unbelievable to me. But that was that.”
But let’s be real, Saylor’s not just throwing darts at a board. He’s got a chart, and it’s not just any chart. It’s a chart that shows significant buying signals reaching well into July. You know, the month when the sun is out, and everyone’s too busy at the beach to care about crypto. 🏖️
Metaplanet has acquired 2,205 BTC for ~$238.7 million at ~$108,237 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 416.6% YTD 2025. As of 7/7/2025, we hold 15,555 $BTC acquired for ~$1.54 billion at ~$99,307 per bitcoin. $MTPLF
Atack, the shining beacon of crypto knowledge, quickly found himself under arrest after his neighbor decided to file a bizarre accusation of “violence against women.” Maybe someone’s just *really* passionate about property rights, but hey, *sure*, blame it on the women’s violence laws—those always come in handy when your fence gets knocked down.
Floki (FLOKI), the cryptocurrency equivalent of a cheeky rascal, rose to a staggering $0.000089, which is a neat 45% higher than its lowest point in June. Oh, and did we mention the volume? The 24-hour trading volume shot up by a whopping 83%, topping out at $211 million. Talk about a comeback, eh? 😏
Yet, as the cock crows and the world spins, what is this? Enter, from stage left, Elon Musk: industrialist, melodramatist, Twitter jester—and now, apparently, a modern-day Raskolnikov, splitting parties as easily as he once split atoms (or, at least, business meetings). Dogecoin DOGE $0.17, that mongrel offspring of internet jest and speculation: 24h volatility, a lustful 4.8%. Market cap, $25.71 billion. Volume? $1.70 billion. All this because Musk winks in a meme and the crowd howls, “To the moon!”
Our doughty publishers, already dizzied by Google’s March update—that perennial agent of chaos—found themselves reeling from algorithmic uppercuts and discovery standards stricter than Aunt Agatha at afternoon tea. One moment, they were lords of all they surveyed; the next, they’d misplaced the butler and half the guests had vanished out the French windows. In short: if one lacked compliance readiness or the architectural fortitude of Balmoral Castle, one’s digital reach faded faster than a peer’s sobriety on Derby day. Some poor souls not only failed to keep up—they appeared to have misplaced the map entirely. And yet, a lean squadron of canny operators managed not only to survive, but to thrive—one can only suspect they’d attended the right sort of schools.
Meanwhile, Ethereum, that most worthy of rivals to Bitcoin’s throne, has attempted to move past the $2,600 mark, but alas, was thwarted by the cruel hand of upper-level resistance. And yet, it remains up over 2% in the past 24 hours, trading around $2,577. Ripple, that most mercurial of cryptocurrencies, is up 2.29%, trading around $2.27, while Solana, that most radiant of newcomers, is up nearly 3%. Dogecoin, that most whimsical of memecoins, has registered a substantial increase of nearly 7% over the past 24 hours.
