Tornado Cash Court Showdown Ends: Bureaucrats Toss Coin, Coin Center Loses

The court, presumably using a rubber stamp labelled ‘Nope,’ vacated a lower court’s ruling and told everyone to pack up their legal scrolls and go home. Both Coin Center and the Treasury agreed that, frankly, there are more exciting things to argue about, maybe even whether pineapple belongs on pizza. This spells the end of Coin Center’s quest to challenge the authority of the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) in making life difficult for Tornado Cash, a mixing service for money—or at least, things that might once have been money, before magic internet people got hold of it.

PI Price in Free Fall: Can it Recover?

At the time of writing, the PI price is hovering around $0.4561, and, quite frankly, it’s been on a bit of a downward spiral. So, what’s behind this PI price plummet? 🤔

Gas Wars: Ethereum’s Last Hope?

Currently, Ethereum enables only a single transaction to consume all the gas within a block, a feat that may destabilize the network. EIP-7983 implements a hard gas limit per transaction to 224, or 16.77 million gas units. Block validation would reject any gas request exceeding this limit, and such a transaction would not be able to make it to the network or any block. A wise decision, indeed, to prevent the chaos that may ensue. 🚫

Why XRP is Gaining Momentum: PBK Miner Launches XRP Mining Contracts You Can’t Miss!

Hold the phone, folks—XRP is still rocking the $2.25 mark like it’s auditioning for a role in a blockbuster crypto movie. Despite all the market ups and downs, XRP has been holding strong, and even better, it’s grown by a solid 3.7%! 💰 The market volume shot up over 91%, making investors do a double-take. A little bit of excitement, huh? The XRP train is picking up steam, and there’s no stopping it. (Well, except maybe a tiny dip to $1.24, but let’s not dwell on that—it’s just a brief pit stop.)

Blockchain Group Buys 1,904 BTC and Yields a Mind-Blowing 1,350% – What’s Next?

So, what’s the deal? They’ve accumulated 1,904 BTC (Bitcoin, for those of you still using a flip phone) valued at approximately €172 million. Let’s just say, if they were buying drinks, you wouldn’t want to be the one picking up the tab. Oh, and each BTC cost them a little over €90,000—no biggie, just a small loan from your local bank’s vault.