qfx Ripple announced on Sept. 4 that its USD-backed stablecoin, Ripple USD (RLUSD), will be made available in Africa through partnerships with Chipper Cash, VALR, and Yellow Card. Because nothing says “financial revolution” like a blockchain and a cup of tea. 🫖
Looking at Bitcoin’s ancient scrolls (well, historical data), September hasn’t been the coin’s best buddy in years following a halving event. In 2017, it waddled off with an 8% loss, and not to be outdone, gave a respectable 7% drop in 2021. Way back in the mists of 2013, it sulked with a 1.60% decline, proving that bad September vibes are as persistent as Aunt Agnes at a family dinner.
Ce drame se déroule encore, et les forces de l’ordre françaises ne nous ont pas encore révélé tous les détails sur la victime ou les présumés coupables. Cependant, si cela annonce une nouvelle vague de crimes violents liés au crypto, cela pourrait sérieusement perturber l’industrie locale. 😱💰
The inquisitors of disclosure have chosen their quarry: those U.S. firms who dare funnel fresh equity into the frothing torrents of digital assets. The scale is Tolstoyan-data from Architect Partners (blessed be those with spreadsheets instead of bread) echo through the Financial Times: 154 hustling companies, ninety-eight billion dollars, and change, spirited away into blockchain shadowlands since New Year’s Day. Compare this to last year’s pitiful scrabble-ten companies, thirty-three billion. Who knew crypto had such stamina?
Crypto Tony (yes, that’s a real person, not just a funny Twitter handle) points out that $845 is the big deal. Hold this line, and maybe, just maybe, we’re looking at a sprint to $1,000. You know, “former resistance now support” – sounds fancy, but it’s really just market speak for, “don’t screw this up.”
USDC, the world’s most obedient stablecoin, is now getting its own seat at the blockchain table. No more relying on those shaky bridges that could collapse at any moment, leaving your funds stranded in the middle of a blockchain swamp. Now, you can just use the real deal, straight from the vaults of… well, Circle, I guess.
Ah, the world of cryptocurrency-where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “blockchain” three times while juggling flaming toasters. Enter American Bitcoin (ABTC), a company that seems to have taken its stock price on an impromptu rollercoaster ride straight into the abyss.
According to an erudite exposition from the oracle of on-chain data, a certain CryptoQuant Quicktake, the brave analyst CoinCare proclaimed that a staggering 50,000 BTC were yanked from the depths of exchange Kraken in a mere blink-two days! This spectacle was followed by another coining of fate, as 15,000 BTC took flight. Such withdrawals aren’t typically what one expects at the height of a bull frenzy; imagine a ballroom, where everyone has fled, and only the ghosts of Bitcoin remain! 👻
In the grand theater of capitalism, where the absurd often masquerades as the norm, we find ourselves in a peculiar spectacle. Publicly traded companies, those bastions of economic prudence, now collectively hold more than 1 million BTC (1,000,632 BTC), worth around $110 billion, according to BTC Treasuries. This figure, dear reader, is not a typo but a testament to the growing role of corporate adoption in the bitcoin market. 🤑
Reports, as dry as a Gulag bread ration, reveal that businesses amassed roughly 84,000 BTC in 2025. A modest sum, perhaps, but one that equals a quarter of what the fat cats in institutional funds and corporate treasuries hoard. Real estate firms, those modern-day feudal lords, lead the charge with nearly 15% of profits funneled into Bitcoin. Hospitality, finance, and software firms follow, like loyal apparatchiks, in the 8%-10% range. Even fitness studios, painters, roofers, and religious nonprofits have joined the revolution. 🎨🏋️♂️⛪