qfx

The news that MSCI – one of the world’s “Big Three” index providers – is looking to potentially exclude digital asset treasuries (DATs) from its indexes has absolutely scandalized the crypto community. JP Morgan mentioning this in their research note on Strategy only added fuel to the fire, with the term “Operation Chokepoint” coming back into the Crypto Twitter lexicon. However, MSCI may have a valid point when it comes to DATs. 😏

Arab Chain, that oracle of crypto-doom, claims the market has reached a “turning point” 🎢 after BTC clawed its way from $80K to $94K-because nothing says “I’m back, baby!” like a 17.5% bounce after a 36.5% faceplant. But here’s the kicker: the IFP indicator, that digital soothsayer of crypto-gurus, insists the rally’s about as stable as a pyramid scheme. 🛑💸

December, that most industrious of months, has proven to be a whirlwind for Ripple, with the company making notable appearances at major crypto events, including Binance Blockchain Week in Dubai, where attendees likely wondered if they’d accidentally joined a masquerade ball. 🎉

Bitcoin followed a plot twist this year-prices slipped like a sock in a dryer, while Google search interest cooled from its peak. With two weeks left in 2025, we dove into Google Trends to see if Bitcoin’s still lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce. Spoiler: it’s napping.

From the daily chart, Bitcoin appears to be waltzing between its comfort zone of $88,000 to $96,000 after a hard rejection near $94,000. The asset is cooling off from a high at $107,465 and pulling back into a sideways saunter. This kind of market indecision smells like consolidation, especially with volume tapering off after a spike near the $80,537 bottom-a clear sign that big players bought the dip. However, without renewed buying pressure, Bitcoin risks slipping back into its old support levels. 🐻💸

One cannot help but chuckle at the irony: positive news, like a well-crafted limerick, is met with silence, while negative whispers send the price spiraling like a drunkard down a staircase. Yet, XRP’s resilience at $2 is, one must admit, a minor marvel-a testament to its fundamentals, its investors’ blind faith, and perhaps a touch of magical thinking. Will $2 hold? The world watches with bated breath, or perhaps merely mild curiosity. 🌍💤

Конфликт кипит из-за решения Aave Labs интегрировать CoW Swap как основную инфраструктуру для торговли на сайте протокола. Это заменяет ParaSwap, который приносил комиссионные в казну Aave DAO. Как будто кто-то вдруг решил украсть монеты из кошелька доброго человека! 🧙‍♂️💸

Now, the Fed, that big machine in Washington, they trimmed a little off the interest rate – a quarter point. Not enough to dance in the streets, but enough for Coinbase to nod and say, “Yep, that was expected.” They’re buyin’ up government papers, U.S. T-Bills, see, like a banker kickin’ the tires on a used car. Coinbase calls it “light quantitative easing,” or “stealth QE.” Sounds kinda sneaky, don’t it? 👍 They figure it might just give the crypto markets a little lift. Ain’t that always the way?

“Efficient despite its growing pains,” declared CZ, as if the network were a weary schoolteacher managing a classroom of unruly children. The crypto community, ever the optimists, clapped along, citing BscScan data showing cumulative addresses nearing 700 million by 2025. A commentator noted this growth is “steady as a drunkard’s heartbeat,” surviving market cycles like a seasoned barista in a crypto café.