🌟 Ethereum’s Stablecoin Addiction: A Roald Dahl Tale 🌟

‘Good golly!’ exclaimed the astute analysts from Token Terminal, as they spotted this peculiar period of proliferation. Since the foggy dawn of January 2024, the stablecoin supply on Ethereum had more than doubled, frolicking to an astronomical all-time high of $165 billion! Oh, how the little green monster laughed as it grew and ballooned! Although, depending on the junior alchemist fetching the numbers, RWA.xyz pintsonned that it was a wee bit less, at $158.5 billion, which remained an unprecedented record all the same, giving Ethereum a whopping 57% of the market game.

Worldcoin: To the Moon…Or Just $1.5? 🚀

In the last revolution of this little blue marble, Worldcoin [WLD], that ambitious project of scanning eyeballs for digital trinkets, has decided to indulge in a rather boisterous 11% price increase. The derivatives market, that notoriously sensible corner of finance, is practically throwing money at it. Spot investors, bless their naive hearts, are joining the fray. Apparently, charts suggest a ‘free rally.’ Free, you say? As in, no strings attached? Ha!

Crypto’s Rollercoaster: Who’s Up, Who’s 📉?

The scriveners at Nansen declare that Tron, that… peculiar enterprise, shadows Solana’s numbers, exceeding 15.2 million souls engaged – a rather unsettling 11% increase. Bitcoin, the patriarch, remains stubbornly, almost pathologically, unexcitable, clinging to 10.6 million addresses, but with a nagging -4.6% decline. Ethereum, meanwhile, inches forward, a glacial 3.5% climb to 9 million addresses. Such incremental progress, one wonders, is barely noticeable. It’s as if a snail debates its route up a mountain.

Bitcoin Bull Michael Saylor Makes His Grand Debut on Bloomberg Billionaires Index

This surge in wealth just so happens to coincide with MicroStrategy’s relentless Bitcoin buying spree, and, of course, Bitcoin’s price going absolutely bananas in 2025. With 636,505 BTC tucked away in his company’s vault, he’s now holding the record for the *most* extensive corporate crypto stash. Eat your heart out, other billionaires! 😏