qfx Mow’s message? “You can’t build a spaceship if you hate the astronauts!” 🚀👨🚀 Or something like that. He’s basically saying these devs have a case of the “I’m-smarter-than-thou” syndrome, and it’s stinking up the whole Bitcoin ecosystem like a week-old herring. 🦭🤢
On September 9th, twelve Senate Democrats-including Ruben Gallego and Kirsten Gillibrand-unveiled their magnum opus: a seven-pillar framework designed to wrangle the untamed beast known as crypto. According to these fine folks, President Trump has been dabbling in digital assets not because he believes in blockchain but because he sees dollar signs where others see code. And let me tell you, accusing him of abusing his office for personal gain is about as shocking as finding a riverboat gambler at the poker table. 🃏
They’re inviting technologists, privacy advocates, and regulators to “exchange ideas.” Translation: They’ll argue about how to spy on crypto while pretending to protect it. Commissioner Hester Peirce, who’s basically the SEC’s version of a tech-savvy grandma, says privacy tools are “critically important.” Sure, Hester. Just like your ability to remember how to use a smartphone.
Yet, amidst this triumph, a whisper of caution echoes through the corridors of the market. For every step forward, there lurks the shadow of a step back. Historical patterns, those sly jesters of finance, hint at the possibility of a correction after such a splendid ascent. 🌟
Bitcoin has now officially waved goodbye to $113,000 as traders ease off the gas pedal, leaving room for upside drama.
According to the so-called “official statements” from cryptocurrency teams – those heroes in hoodies – it seems that most tech architectures have bravely escaped the clutches of the Sept. 8 NPM attack, which is apparently the biggest hack in JavaScript history. Yay for them!
Behold, the official TRUMP token was trading at $8.68 on Sept. 9, bravely clinging to life above this month’s low of $8.25. It has plummeted over 90% from its all-time high, proving once again that even digital assets have feelings-or maybe just very dramatic programmers. 📉💔
Bitcoin ơi, mày già rồi, cần một chút “Viagra” à? Trong khi đó, HYPER đang chứng minh rằng Layer-2 mới là tương lai, và tương lai đó đang đến nhanh hơn cả tốc độ Solana xử lý giao dịch. 🚀
hai đồng coin – nghe như hai mẩu bánh mì lởm lởm úp mặt vào hy vọng năm 2026 là sẽ được thịt và mỡ.
This graduate course, my dear readers, was no mere stroll through the tulip fields of speculation. Nay, it grappled with the weighty tomes of Rothbard’s monetary theory and Mises’ critiques, all while dissecting the technological entrails of Bitcoin. The question was not whether Bitcoin matters-oh, the audacity!-but how much it matters, and how it dares to reshape money, markets, and management. A true revolution, or so they say! 💰
