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“Crypto’s still in the middle stage-like a young man dreaming he’s the king of the world, while he’s really just a poor devil chasing his tail.” – Dan Tapiero

BTC AB carries out a directed issue of Preference A shares of approx. SEK 7.2 million

Ah, the irony! The very instruments of freedom-Bitcoin, Ethereum, and their lesser brethren-now shackled by the chains of anticipation. 📉 The market, once a tempest of greed, now cowers in the corner, its fear index a pathetic 24, whispering “Extreme Fear” like a mantra. Even the futures open interest has shriveled, a sad 1.3% decline, as if the traders themselves have retreated into hibernation. 🛌

Yet, in this morbid ballet, the XRP and SOL products prance with a mischievous grin, bathed in the verdant glow of gains, though their triumphs are but whispers in the wind compared to the thunderous roars of their fallen brethren. 🌱😏

Amid the broader market volatility, Ethereum has been attempting to hold the recently reclaimed $2,900 level as support to potentially challenge higher resistance levels in the coming days. It’s like watching a toddler try to balance a stack of blocks-mostly chaos, but maybe, maybe, something will stick.

Now, the pressing question-when will ETH finally escape this $3000-$3200 purgatory? Or will it simply nap through 2026? 💤

Crypto exchange MEXC has responded to whistleblower allegations swirling around social media like a tornado in a teacup. 🌀

Circle just announced this big deal with their EURC. We’re talking 300 million euros here! Who knew that digital money could be such a hot topic, huh? This little gem shows just how much people love these regulated euro stablecoins-kind of like pining for a stable relationship.

Daodu’s report is like a crypto fairy tale, complete with BlackRock ETFs, Japanese stablecoins, and tokenized assets. 🧚‍♂️ For XRP to hit $5, these factors need to align like the stars on a particularly optimistic night. First up? A BlackRock-backed XRP ETF. Because nothing says “mainstream adoption” like a financial giant dipping its toes into the crypto pool. Since November 2025, spot XRP ETFs have raked in over $1 billion. If BlackRock joins the party, we’re looking at $2 billion in inflows. Cha-ching! 💰

Ethereum decided to take a stroll downhill, slipping past $3,000 and $2,980, as if the market’s mood was “Let’s see how low we can go!” Trading below the grand old $2,950 and the noble 100-hour Simple Moving Average, ETH is now whispering sweet nothings about a further decline. Who needs friends when you have charts, right? 😂