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This delightful upturn has rekindled the bullish fervor amongst the crypto aficionados, as ADA tantalizingly approaches the hallowed threshold of $1—a price that has become as mythical as a unicorn in a tutu dancing in a meadow of gold. 🦄✨

Other projects, like Hedera, Flow, and Mina Protocol, were busy doing their own thing. Mina Protocol, the crypto equivalent of a toddler on a sugar rush, saw a 97.1% surge in commits. It’s like they discovered the secret to infinite energy, or maybe they just found a way to make their code write itself. 🚀

And the irony! The price, you see, has been experiencing a rather… *unfortunate* decline since its brief flirtation with glory back in May. While other altcoins are frolicking in a bull market, Pi is stubbornly clinging to the bottom, a mere $0.44. 30% down, you say? A trifle! A mere fluctuation! Yet, our whale buys with increasing fervor. One begins to suspect a strange sort of devotion… or perhaps a very, very odd accounting practice.

“I think, at a minimum, it should have the same network value as gold…But I think Bitcoin is more valuable than gold. I mean Bitcoin, could be $2 million $3 million long term, I mean even higher.” Lee added, because why not throw in a few extra million for good measure? 💸

Following a rather dismal rejection at $1.13 and a sulky retreat to $0.99, Worldcoin [WLD] has evidently decided it preferred the heights, displaying some rather robust upward momentum.

This plucky resurgence suggests that bullish momentum is back on the menu, signaling that perhaps investors have finally decided to pay attention after all. Let’s hope they didn’t misplace their spectacles while tracking Cardano’s bounce-back, which may well mark a turning point in the grand saga of ADA crypto.

Ah, the eternal cycle of greed and panic—Solana, that fleeting phantom of wealth, pressed onward to $191 on Monday, breaching what was deemed an impregnable wall. Forced to liquidate their misguided wagers, short sellers watched their positions evaporate like morning mist in the gulag’s chill, all while big players funneled fresh capital into the fray. At this writing, SOL clings to $191, flaunting a 6.25% gain in the last day and a cheeky 14.14% over the week. How quaint, this dance of digits pretending to matter. 😏

At the helm of this daring operation is none other than Michael Saylor, the man with a mouth as big as his Bitcoin stash, who’s been yelling from the rooftops about how Bitcoin is the future. And, oh boy, does he have the proof! The company now holds a monstrous 607,770 Bitcoins – that’s $43.6 billion in the making, folks. Do the math: at an average price of around $71,756 per coin, Strategy Inc. is sitting pretty. 💰

The Japan Blockchain Association, a voice in the wilderness, proclaims that 84% of the 191 crypto holders would double down if profits faced a mere 20% flat levy. And lo, 12% of the uninitiated—1,309 strong—declare they would join the ranks under such a rule. A revolution, perhaps? Yet, today’s system chains crypto gains under the oppressive “other income” label, a yoke too heavy for many to bear.

Enter Mr. Wall Street, the oracle of crypto chaos, who warns that while short-term, Bitcoin’s got more bounce in its step, behind the scenes, some wallet whizzes are quietly tailing off like a bad relationship. Yeah, those old hodlers tossing their Bitcoin salad, just as they did before the last roller coaster hit the top. 🎢🥗