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Though Funding Rates remain politely positive at 0.011, the meek Spot Volume, languishing under 1 million, suggests poor ETH may be destined to fritter away time between $4,470 and $4,600-a rather tedious parlour game of price consolidation.
At the heart of this deal is the magic of Circle’s native USDC and their fancy Cross-Chain Transfer Protocol (CCTPv2) on HyperEVM. Translation: you can now shuffle your digital dollars around various blockchains without relying on those third-party middlemen who seem to enjoy causing unnecessary headaches. No more friction, no more drama. 🙌
This isn’t just any step; it’s a tango with destiny, deepening dalliances with developers, builders, and the ever-fabulous crypto coterie.
In a delightful blog post dated the 16th of September, Coinbase wave a dismissive hand towards concerns that stablecoins sneak off with your hard-earned dollars like some digital highwayman. Apparently, community banks remain unscathed, ticking along quite nicely without a stablecoin-induced swoon.
According to whispered rumors in shadowed corridors and the more mundane reports filed with regulatory sages, Next Technology boasts a princely hoard of 5,833 BTC. Their March 2025 10-Q, a document as thrilling as a late Victorian drama, lists the book value of their Bitcoin treasury at an eyebrow-raising $480 million-because what’s a few hundred million between friends?
Bitcoin, stubborn as a donkey in a ditch, traded around $115,500 at press time, unchanged on the day but up 3% over the week. Daily trading volume hit $44.3 billion, though the momentum feels as sluggish as a Sunday afternoon nap. 😴
Healthcare company KindlyMD saw its stock drop by a jaw-dropping 55% on Monday, September 15, following CEO David Bailey’s not-so-subtle suggestion that investors who weren’t into the company’s long-term vision should just “exit stage left.” The stock had been cruising at $2.78 on September 12, but crashed down to $1.24 just a few days later. And you thought your weekend was rough.
This, of course, shall send the plebeians scurrying to adopt crypto, a boon for the oh-so-ambitious Best Wallet Token ($BEST). For it, my friends, powers its own crypto wallet platform, a digital fortress for the nouveau riche. 🏰
SHIB, once so buoyant, slipped to $0.00001301 after a 6.28% daily loss. BONE, poor dear, crashed 38% to $0.1928, and KNINE, ever the wallflower, fell 4.28% to $0.052557. Truly, a day of reckoning! 📉
The liquidation heatmap revealed that a price dip to $0.0000216 may be a possibility in the coming days. 🧠📉