qfx Le président de cette noble compagnie, Brad Garlinghouse, a annoncé avec un sourire triomphant que RLUSD, l’équivalent numérique du bon vieux dollar américain, a décroché la première place du classement des monnaies les plus dignes de confiance. Par qui, me direz-vous? Par une agence prestigieuse, Bluechip, qui décerne ses fameuses notes ‘A’ comme dans « pépère, ce coin-là! »
BTC $118 692
24h volatility: 0.1%
Market cap: $2.36 T
Vol. 24h: $54.47 B
While Bitcoin sashayed past a dashing $123K (oh, how the mighty tumble and rise!), these fledgling crypto projects are poised to steal the show—more profitable than jammy old Bitcoin, if I dare say. 🍸💰
Imagine piling on leverage like a kid climbing a tree, thinking he’s got a good grip, until the branch snaps. That’s what a long squeeze does to traders who bet big that prices would go higher, only to find out they might’ve overplayed their hand. As prices started falling—like apples off a falling tree—they hurried to exit their positions, often at a loss, causing the market to slide even further. It’s less about folks flipping bearish and more about those whose shorts were unlocked and sent packing.
In a magnificent display of political sportsmanship, Brazilian lawmakers are preparing to add a new chapter to their illustrious history of debate—this time, concerning the legality of Lula’s grandiose tax plan. Local reports suggest that, due to the utmost relevance of this hot potato, a riveting showdown is set for the halls of Congress. What could possibly go wrong? 💼
Cramer’s change of heart mirrors the erratic dance of economic commentators, who weave tales of government profligacy and Bitcoin’s meteoric rise, as if the two were joined by a cosmic string. The Kobeissi Letter, ever the dramatist, notes a $316 billion deficit in May—a record as impressive as a toddler’s finger-painting. 🎨📈
Meanwhile, over at OKX, traders are running for the exits like it’s Black Friday at Walmart. 🏃♂️💨
The firme predicteth (with all the certainty of a weatherman in a tempest ⛈️) that by mid-2026, stocks shall leap to 7,200 points!—because, naturally, Wall Street thrives on round numbers and wild optimism 🎰. But make haste, for dark omens loom! ☠️
It’s like they woke up one morning and thought, “Wow, maybe we should add a little sparkle to our portfolios!” Enter gold and the shiny new toy on the block—Bitcoin! 💎✨ Who knew that digital currencies would make their way into the hearts (and balance sheets) of central banks everywhere?
In a turn of events so tragically comic that even Chekhov himself would sigh, our dear friend—let us call him “PUMP Top Fund 2,” though he plainly lacks both a top and a fund—deposited his entire fortune of 2 billion $PUMP tokens (a princely sum of $12.79M, or so he thought) into the gaping maw … Read more