qfx “The future of money, my dears, demands a new foundation,” cooed Fnality’s CEO, Michelle Neal, with a wink. 🌈 Her blockchain-based settlement systems promise “24/7 payment rails, real-time settlement, and enhanced liquidity”-because who doesn’t love a bit of financial flamboyance? 💸
In a world where promises of “speed” and “low cost” echo like hollow anthems, Stable-a blockchain supposedly forged for stablecoins and proudly backed by Bitfinex-has announced its embrace of PayPal USD (PYUSD). One can almost hear the orchestra tuning up: PayPal Ventures has thrown its glossy coins into the ring, outsourcing the PYUSD stablecoin to this so-called “high-throughput network.” Monday’s proclamation arrives like a manifesto, heralding a new epoch where stablecoins hopscotch across blockchains as if settling delays and fees were mere inconvenient myths.
Analysts are waving their hands in the air like they’ve just seen a spooky ghost, blaming a mix of structural weaknesses, leveraged trading liquidations, and, oh yes, a community that just lost its last marble for the chaos. 🤦♀️
On the twenty-third of September, a Tuesday, Ethereum boasted a capitalization of five hundred and six billion of those American dollars-a sum large enough to stir envy in certain monarchs, yet utterly meaningless in the grand scheme of things. XRP, less impressive, yet still substantial in its emptiness, managed one hundred and seventy-two billion. Bitcoin, of course, remains the leviathan, a monstrous two and a quarter trillion. A rather vulgar display, wouldn’t you agree? 🧐
Bless isn’t just playing at cloud computing-it’s out to give the whole blasted oligopoly a good old-fashioned jolly good thrashing and democratize access to a multi-trillion-dollar racket.
The Ethereum Foundation just dropped a decentralized AI team like it’s hot, with Davide Crapis at the helm. Their mission? To make Ethereum the go-to settlement and coordination layer for AI agents that are more autonomous than your teenager on a Saturday morning. 🦾 Because nothing says “future” like a blockchain that’s open, transparent, and allergic to monopolies.
Societe Generale-FORGE (SG-FORGE), a chilly offspring of that grand French banking house, has deigned to let Bullish Europe be the first to display their…CoinVertible (USDCV). A stablecoin. Like anyone’s stability is *guaranteed* these days! 🙄
Shares, which closed at $13.74 on Sept. 22, now dance cheekily to $14.44 in after-hours trading. A performance so polished, it makes one question whether Wall Street’s stock tickers are just elaborate tap shoes. 🎭
