qfx Well, hold my hoss, here’s a tale! Binance’s own Changpeng Zhao (CZ, for short-though I reckon he’d prefer “Your Honor”) got caught in a kerfuffle this week. Some rascal on X accused him of claimin’ to be part of the Aster DEX crew during a “Spaces” gabfest. CZ huffed, “I’m just an advisor, pilgrim!” Like a fella sayin’ he’s “just a friend” while holdin’ a stack of IOUs.
“I merely offer counsel on product and tech, like a kindly uncle proffering advice on how to polish one’s cravat,” he declared. “Regulatory matters? Oh, dear, no! That’s not my forte. I’m no solicitor, you understand. I once found myself in a rather sticky wicket with the law, and I’d prefer not to repeat the experience. I’m just helping them-metaphorically, of course.” 🤷♂️
Все три АИ сошлись во мнении: после такой бурной и резкой торговой недели ожидается период консолидации. Ripple, по их словам, вероятно будет шататься в пределах примерно $2.7-$2.9 на предстоящую неделю (а может и дольше, смеётся рынок, ибо он любит анекдоты). Но они же признали: одно крупное объявление – макро-новость или одобрение спотовых XRP-ETF в США – может отправить актив в полёт. Напомню, на столе в Комиссии по ценным бумагам и биржам лежат более дюжины заявок Ripple ETF, и сроки их рассмотрения указывают на октябрь. 😂
In a riveting chat with Danny Knowles from What Bitcoin Did (and yes, that title is apparently a thing), Mow pointed out that we’re behind schedule-like showing up to a potluck three hours late with a store-bought pie. 🍰
The proposal, naturally, involves the Honzon protocol stack – the very same one that graced, and swiftly ungaced, Acala’s aUSD. A rather… optimistic reuse of technology, wouldn’t you agree? It’s like dusting off an old, slightly tarnished crown and proclaiming a new king. 👑
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CryptoQuant, the market’s favorite soothsayer, says most Bitcoin treasury firms’ shares are cratering faster than a crypto influencer’s credibility. Some are already teetering on the edge of a cliff, and the only safety net is a Bitcoin rally that’s still taking a nap. 😴
Ah, the realm of online scams! Call-center deceit and mirage-like investment schemes have rapidly swelled into a voracious beast, gnashing its teeth at countless souls in Thailand. The guardians of monetary sanctity-the Bank of Thailand-have waged war, declaring that their offensive measures may tightly escalate like a crescendo in a sonnet. 🎶
Put-call ratios signal sentiment: Above 1 shows a bearish outlook, while below 1 points to bullish expectations. 🐍📈
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