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For the likes of Strategy and Coinbase, this decree is nothing short of divine intervention. Their Bitcoin-laden balance sheets, once clouded by the shadow of fiscal doom, now gleam with the radiance of a thousand ledger entries. Michael Saylor, that high priest of Bitcoin maximalism, can finally sleep without the nightmarish visions of tax collectors at his door. His 640,000 BTC, once a $47 billion gamble, now a $74 billion triumph, remains untaxed-a testament to the absurdity of it all. 🙏💼

Dogecoin has managed to stabilize above critical support levels, thanks to a surge of institutional liquidity. It’s almost like the DOGE buyers are playing a relentless game of defense, holding the $0.229-$0.230 range like a fortress. But, alas, resistance at $0.234 stands tall, preventing any further upward movement. Oh, the drama!

In the late session, momentum seemed to build, yet it remains to be seen whether DOGE can break free from its constraints and soar beyond resistance. Suspense, anyone?

October 1st, 2025 – the day GameMint.fun has been selected to join the Bitcoin.com Accelerator. This marks the first time a platform so refined has entered the world of blockchain. And now, they’ve gone and launched the $GM token sale on Ethereum. Oh, how the times have changed! 😏

The big B started October like a caffeinated squirrel, trading around $112,874 before doing a backflip to $114,744. Now it’s chilling at $114,506, probably plotting world domination. Or maybe just lunch. 🍽️

ZCash, once a forgotten relic, has begun to stir, its price climbing from a meager $34 to a respectable $75 by the end of Q3, as if the very coins themselves had decided to embrace their destiny. The ZEC price today touched $98.88 on October 1, marking its highest level in a year-a feat akin to a dachshund winning a race against a cheetah. 🐕💨

With momentum waning faster than a curtain call, the altcoin risks drifting to a three-month low. 😏

This has sent the top analysts into a tizzy, predicting Ethereum could soar to $7,700 if the momentum keeps up. Imagine that! Your digital wallet could be as plump as Augustus Gloop after a chocolate river swim. 🤑

The USD1, with its modest market capitalization of $2.7 billion, strides onto the Aptos stage as the first Move-based blockchain to embrace this stablecoin. Move, a language birthed by Meta for its ill-fated Libra project, now finds new life in this union. Aptos, with a flourish of pride, proclaimed on X that the coin would launch on October 6, backed by DeFi platforms like Thala Labs, Panora Exchange, and Hyperion-names that whisper of innovation and intrigue.

He announced it on X (formerly Twitter, because everything has to change, doesn’t it?), and basically had a whole life reflection. Forty years! He’s been doing *stuff* – apparently involving the NSA, which is… intense. And he saw Bitcoin when it was, like, tiny. Apparently. He claims his time at Ripple was one of the greatest honors of his life, right after his family. Which is nice. I assume his family doesn’t involve complex blockchain technology.

Its troubles bloom from a curious admission-its Team Boost dashboard, once a beacon of promise, now flickers with inconsistencies, while whispers of volume inflation dance like phantoms through the blockchain halls.