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This sustained inflow, my dear reader, is not merely a number but a symphony of investor confidence, a crescendo of greed and hope. The demand for exposure to these major cryptocurrencies through ETFs is as insatiable as a literary critic dissecting a Nabokov novel. The five-day streak, a testament to the crypto market’s strengthening momentum, whispers (or rather, shouts) that Bitcoin and Ethereum remain the belles of the ball, the favored playthings of investors seeking reliable-or so they believe-crypto investment opportunities.

“I think when it comes to the four-year cycle, the reality is that it’s very likely that we’ll continue to see some form of a cycle,” crypto exchange Gemini’s head of APAC region, Saad Ahmed, told CryptoMoon during a sit-down interview at Token2049 in Singapore. Because nothing says “reliable” like a market that’s as stable as a teacup on a rollercoaster. 🪵

WLFI, with the solemnity of a priest absolving sins, assures the masses that this act does not besmirch the sanctity of their token supply. No new tokens were birthed, no dilution occurred-merely a one-time transfer from their treasury to Hut8’s coffers. Yet, one cannot help but wonder: is this a strategic maneuver or a silent admission of dwindling relevance? 🤔

According to the post-mortem, the miscreant submitted three fraudulent checkpoints to Shibarium’s Ethereum mainnet contracts, effectively giving the system a confidence problem and severing Heimdall’s local state from the on-chain chatter. It’s the kind of corporate drama where state machines pretend they’re robust and then discover they’re napping on the job when someone whispers “checkpoints.” 🧭🔒

Alright, so Walmart’s brainchild, OnePay, this fintech beast they’ve backed, is about to blow our minds. They’re slapping crypto trading and custody straight into their mobile app sometime this year – as if it wasn’t already the ultimate ‘super app’ for all your financial flings in the US. Like, excuse me while I fan myself. 😏

But wait, not everyone is buying into this party just yet. Some analysts are waving their arms like, “Hold on, not so fast!” They warn that if Bitcoin doesn’t break through the stratosphere soon, we might see a mass exodus of profit-taking, and all that good market vibe could crash and burn. The $125,000 level? Yeah, that’s the Big Boss level that Bitcoin needs to defeat to keep this bull run alive. Stay tuned, folks.

The recent market hiccup? A fleeting pause, my dear. “Quick pit stop at the gas station,” Hoskinson quipped with his signature nonchalance. Crypto’s mettle? “Incredibly strong,” he assures us, tying the next surge to policy fireworks. The Clarity Act, he insists, shall usher in the institutional darlings. Regulation, not retail whims, shall fuel this expansion. 🏦✨

Apparently, Floki is now the belle of the regulated finance ball, strutting its stuff as the only BNB Chain project (besides BNB itself) to secure an ETP listing in Europe. 🎉 Valour, a DeFi Technologies subsidiary with a name that screams “we mean business,” introduced this product, which is basically crypto in a suit and tie. Institutional and retail investors can now track Floki’s price without the usual crypto circus of hacks, scams, and “oops, I lost my seed phrase.” 🤡

According to the ever-watchful eyes of Arkham Intelligence, this scoundrel acquired 100,913 SOL tokens at a princely $227 apiece. A second indulgence, mind you, following their August 2025 purchase of 38,126 SOL. By 09:24 UTC on October 3, the wallet lay bare, holding a paltry $0.47 worth of SOL. One can almost hear the echo of their maniacal laughter as they vanish into the ether, leaving behind a trail of digital breadcrumbs.

Crypto analyst and the man who probably has a stock chart tattoo, Ali Martinez, weighed in on X (yes, that’s still what we call Twitter) and told the world that DOGE has been in an “ascending parallel channel” since 2016. Don’t let the fancy jargon fool you-what he’s saying is that DOGE is cruising along the lower boundary of this channel. A place, by the way, he believes is perfect for “accumulation.” It’s like buying a vintage car at the low end of the market, just before it skyrockets in price.