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So, Mill City Ventures is now the proud owner of over 76 million SUI tokens—at an average price of $3.6389. For those keeping score, that’s roughly the cost of a small wedding in a budget-friendly venue. Just imagine the conversation at dinner parties: “What does your company do?” “Oh, we’re the first public company holding SUI as a treasury reserve!” (Insert blank stares here.)

In the star-studded saga of Bollywood wannabes Sidhartha “Sammy” Mukherjee and Mrs. Mukherjee, the plot thickened—federal investigators swooped in like hawks. Turns out, they weren’t just charming socialites—they were *professional* con artists with a platelet of scams topped with a sprinkle of fraud. Bravo, guys, bravo.

Alex Rampell, a General Partner at Andreessen Horowitz (a16z), spilled his cryptic missive on July 31, a parchment scrawled with ink thicker than a banker’s conscience.

Just yesterday, a staggering $613 million in leveraged positions evaporated into the ether, leaving traders scratching their heads—probably wondering if they should’ve just bought a cow. CoinGlass reports that the lion’s share of this liquidated chaos came from longs, which is a fancy way of saying folks bet big and lost bigger. 🐂➡️💧

July 4, 2025, brought a most dramatic spectacle: eight Bitcoin wallets from the “Satoshi era” (2009–2011) awoke from a 14-year slumber, moving 80,000 BTC with the subtlety of a Victorian ghost at a garden party. Each wallet, holding 10,000 BTC, sent shockwaves through the crypto world, as if someone had shouted “Quantum threat!” in a library.

According to a recent filing with the Office of the Maine Attorney General, an unauthorized intruder managed to breach the company’s server, a digital fortress that was supposed to be impenetrable. This breach, which occurred on or around August 25th, 2024, has exposed the sensitive personal data of customers and employees alike. The number of affected individuals? A staggering 68,587. Imagine a small city of people suddenly finding their most private information floating in the digital ether, like leaves in the wind, vulnerable to the whims of the unscrupulous.

But wait! Amid all the *groans*, a few ‘Made in USA’ tokens are standing tall—like that one uncle who still believes he can dance—defying the droop and catching some eyes. Here’s the inside scoop on three altcoins that might just surprise you this month, or at least give you something to stalk on your phone between memes.

Behold! A solitary miner, armed with a Solo CK pool and the courage of a thousand ants, claimed block 907,283 last week. The prize? A fat 3.125 BTC wallet ($372k) plus $3,436 in fees. Talk about striking it rich while your neighbor’s washing machine spins for days. 😂

Read More 2025-08-02 14:07

In the sweltering dogdays of summer, as the sun blazed with the fervor of a Tsar’s decree, the august U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission did proclaim—with all the bombast and pomposity befitting a grand imperial edict—that its Crypto Task Force would henceforth traverse the vast expanse of this great republic. From the teeming, cacophonous metropolis … Read more