🕶️ Crypto Scammers Want Your Soul (or Just Your Iris)
Officials, with all the gravitas of a vicar warning against the evils of jazz, urge citizens to resist the allure of these digital trinkets. For what, pray tell, is the value of a few paltry tokens when compared to the sanctity of one’s biometric essence? The theft of such data, they solemnly intone, could lead to identity theft, espionage, or the dreaded specter of cybercrime-a fate more dire than a damp weekend in Brighton. 🕵️♂️