qfx If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a crypto exchange and a bank hold hands while whispering “trust” into each other’s ears… let’s just say it’s less awkward than a family reunion. Announced with the subtlety of a fireworks show, this partnership is the EEA’s new favorite bedtime story for institutional investors.
At the heart of this financial shindig is World Liberty Financial, a company that somehow managed to convince the world that Donald Trump is its “co-founder emeritus.” The website alone is a masterclass in corporate bravado. In June, Trump reported $57.4 million from this venture, and last month, a token unlock inflated the family’s stake to $5 billion. The FT estimates they’ve pocketed $550 million just this year. If you thought your 401(k) was volatile, just wait until you see the Trump family’s memecoins.
Bitcoin retail obsession wanes, even amid those glittering 2025 peaks that promised utopia but delivered ennui. 🙄
1⃣ The Great Enchanter, Elon Musk, gave a subtle nod to Dogecoin, and suddenly, the OG meme coin is dancing with hope 🐕✨.
US President Donald Trump is probably the most pro-crypto president in the world. Or is he just another pawn in the game? 🤔
Moreno, bless his little cotton socks, hinted that Binance’s reserve value was once “growing” by a staggering $14 billion, thanks to those oh-so-inflated asset prices. And let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: Ethereum-based USDT reached an all-time high of $38.2 billion on Binance. Bravo! Encore! 👏🎩
Downside risks loom like shadows at dusk, yet whispers of support linger, as if the market itself were a drunkard clinging to the edge of a cliff. Ethereum, ever the enigma, clings to $3,900, a number that has become a holy grail for traders, who treat it as both sanctuary and trap.
To set the stage: It’s been a whole week since the $19 billion wipeout, and the market still can’t figure out how to keep its balance. 🧐 No sign of FOMO yet, with spot demand for Bitcoin [BTC] as lukewarm as a cup of tea left out overnight. Fear is the reigning champ of market sentiment right now. Saying $110k is solid support for BTC? Hilariously premature.
According to the official announcement (which I’m sure was written in zero-knowledge proof), the center will tackle healthcare, agriculture, tech, and government transparency. Because nothing says “fun” like reshaping state policy, right? Charles even tweeted, “We are going to have a lot of fun next year 🙂” Fun? Or chaos? You decide. 🤔
Binance has now successfully finalized its long-pending acquisition of the South Korean exchange Gopax platform. This major advancement comes after two years of regulatory review by local financial authorities and was finally concluded. South Korea’s Financial Intelligence Unit finally accepted the change of key executives that we requested on Wednesday. As a result, this approval instantly secures Binance’s current majority share in the domestic crypto platform. 🧠💸
