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Seems Ethereum’s network has been buzzin’ like a hive full of caffeinated bees. According to those number-crunchin’ wizards at CryptoQuant, daily transactions hit a whopping 1.875 million-that’s more action than a Saturday night in Dodge City. 🤠 This ain’t just noise; it’s a stampede of users and demand, pushin’ ETH closer to its glory days. From $3,150 in late July to $4,563 in August, it’s been a wild ride, and now it’s sittin’ at $4,737-just a hop, skip, and a jump from its old peak of $4,867. 🏇

Old Lubin himself-beard flecked with code and caviar-leans into the microphone and growls: “They’re not in the race, comrade, they ARE the race!” His laughter echoes off server racks the size of apartment blocks. SharpLink’s coffers swell, not from luck at cards, but from staking, restaking, and some mystical sorcery known only to those who’ve danced with the Yield Genie. While lesser companies sip tea and pray for bull runs, SharpLink is out on the steppe, lassoing ETH like wild horses. Each galloping coin is yoked to ploughs that till the digital fields of DeFi.

Now, let’s zoom out a bit-midterm, folks. Where is DOGE going? Nobody knows! Its price is far from key levels. Volumes are falling, which means neither the bulls nor the bears have the energy to do anything useful. A stale battle, if you will. In short, a consolidation range between $0.21 and $0.24 seems the most likely scenario. What a thrilling ride. And right now, DOGE is sitting at a modest $0.2240. Yep, that’s it.
But hey, don’t give up just yet. Dogecoin is still the life of the party, isn’t it?

With Bitcoin’s recent meteoric rise to a new stratospheric high, Satoshi’s fortune now gleams at a staggering $132.6 billion. Gates, that paragon of productivity and philanthropy, trails behind with a mere $119 billion. A $13.6 billion lead, one might say, is but a pittance for a man who has spent the last decade sipping tea and watching the world burn. Or perhaps he’s sipping something stronger. 🍵

There are around 1,000 nodes in the XRPL ecosystem, but only about 150 to 170 are active validators-of which Grape is one, because who doesn’t want a front-row seat to crypto chaos? Since July 12, 2025, Grape has been tirelessly monitoring the network in real-time, and what he found would make anyone’s eyebrows raise. Using a custom Python tool, he flagged transactions where over 10,000 XRP moved with the grace and precision of a stampede. And the results? Thousands of such transactions, with the big-name exchanges like Bitget and Binance involved. 🌪️

In the ever-changing world of digital assets, 12 hours can feel like a lifetime. Just this morning, XRP was basking in the glow of success, floating comfortably above $3.30. Everyone was talking about how it might hit a new all-time high of $3.65. It was all very exciting, you know, until reality set in.

The CoinDesk Memecoin Index (CDMEME) took a 3% nosedive, while the broader market (measured by the CoinDesk 20) barely flinched, losing just 0.1%. Talk about a diva-meme coins throwing tantrums, but the big boys barely notice.

Experts, those self-appointed prophets of the digital age, now whisper of BTC’s ascension to new heights, citing its tenuous truce with gold. As if gold, that ancient relic of barter, and Bitcoin, that quantum leap of hubris, could ever truly agree on anything beyond their mutual disdain for fiat.

The Pi News @X account, operated by what I can only assume is the same bespectacled cat who types Bulgakov’s manuscripts at night, dropped a communiqué so thrilling that hearts skipped beats across ten crypto-telegrams: TransFi has officially plodded through the bureaucratic swamp called KYB-Know Your Business, for those who enjoy Kafka more than profits. Now the platform can convert dull, government-printed paper straight into the glittering promises of PI. TransFi struts alongside the dubious triumvirate of Banxa and Onramp.money, all of them stamped “KYB-verified” in blazing red ink. Capitalist stamp collectors rejoice! 🏛️🔖

Partnering with Binance Pay and the ever-chic DFX.swiss, Spar now lets patrons pay with over 100 cryptocurrencies and stablecoins. A Thursday announcement, shared with CryptoMoon, declared this a “revolution.” If only Marx had a crypto wallet. 🤷♂️