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In the last day, DOGE price wobbled between $0.2181 and $0.2451, proving once again that volatility is its middle name. Or maybe its therapist. This dip comes as global markets collectively decided to have a “risk-off” mood, thanks to a hotter-than-expected U.S. Producer Price Index reading. Translation: inflation is being a bit of a drama queen, and the Federal Reserve isn’t handing out rate cuts like candy anymore. Investors? They’re running for the hills faster than you can say “to the moon.” 🌕

Despite touting its community-driven ambitions and a user base larger than the population of some countries (over 60 million, if you’re curious), signs of abandonment are growing. Could this be the beginning of the end for the network? Only time-and a bit of logic-will tell.

In a dramatic turn of events, Binance’s open interest crashed like my self-esteem after a bad date, plummeting by 5% in just a few hours. Clearly, traders decided that staying in their positions required an irrational level of optimism. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t going to end well. 🙈

Biswarup Chatterjee, a man whose business card probably doubles as a boarding pass to six continents, admits the bank first wishes to swaddle the real collateral that props up your favorite cartoon dollar. “Custody,” he says, tasting the word the way a child tastes plastic soldiers-then Reuters prints it, and presto! It’s scripture. 😇

The SFC, in its infinite wisdom, has decreed that digital assets must be guarded like a miser’s gold, lest the crypto world’s wallet management prove as flimsy as a ghost’s promise. 🧛‍♂️ The new standards, nestled under the grandly named ASPIRe plan (a name so lofty, it could only be dreamed up by a committee), demand that senior management take the helm, lest they be cast into the abyss of non-compliance. Oh, the horror! 😰

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round as Cardano, on Thursday, did a swan dive of 11% after gallantly soaring past the $1.00 milestone for the very first time since the spring pollen. This human-like dip was fed by the big, bad crypto market’s tirade, resulting in a mass liquidation extravaganza that would give a Rube Goldberg machine a run for its money.

But wait, there’s more! While its price wobbles like jelly on a plate, the network itself is chugging along like a runaway train fueled by sheer chaos-and stablecoins. Yes, folks, stablecoin transfers are the secret sauce keeping TRON’s engine roaring louder than a dragon with indigestion.

This golden prophecy extends to the realm of U.S. dollar-backed stablecoins, for Schiff is convinced that, in the grand tapestry of finance, no one shall truly require such trinkets when a token representing the noble metal itself exists. 💰,

And what’s fueling this little boost? Spoiler: just some reckless, fleeting bravado-not real demand. Imagine that, just a dash of hype and a sprinkle of hot air. Because why not? It’s the crypto way! 🥳

Just this past week, unsuspecting crypto enthusiasts managed to part with more than a cool $1.6 million-yes, that’s one, six, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero-virtually evaporating into the ether through a charming little trick called address poisoning. Turns out, scammers are now so sophisticated, they don’t even need to leave the couch; they just send tiny, sneaky transactions from lookalike addresses, expertly disguised as the real deal. It’s like a game of “spot the difference,” only the prize is your hard-earned digital cash. 🎯