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So, it’s happened again. Michael Saylor, the ever-optimistic executive chairman of Strategy (formerly known as MicroStrategy-because rebranding is clearly a thing), is teasing yet another Bitcoin purchase. Yes, despite the market behaving like a rollercoaster on a caffeine binge, Saylor remains totally unshaken. The company’s net asset value (NAV) might be taking a hit, but hey, who needs NAV when you have over 640,000 BTC, right? 😅

In fact, DAOs aren’t just some nerdy experiment running on a few servers in the corner of the internet. They’re holding over $20 billion in liquid assets. Let that sink in. But legally? They’re invisible. There’s no CEO waving a flag, no headquarters with a logo – just a bunch of code doing the heavy lifting. Legal systems have zero clue what to do with them. 🧐

A groundbreaking study by Capital Markets, using some mysterious data from Bitwise (probably a guy in a lab coat), found that a tiny Solana sprinkle can dramatically spice up your risk-adjusted returns. No, we’re not talking about flying to the moon-just a slight tilt in your portfolio.

Miners, once desperate souls clinging to BTC’s whims, now hoard their coins like misers. If this “momentum” persists, $109K-$113K beckons. But remember, dear reader: hope is the first symptom of ruin. 🎰

Beast Holdings, the company tied to YouTube personality MrBeast, has filed a significant trademark application. It signals a significant move into crypto industry. The filing is for “MrBeast Financial” now. This application includes actively crypto-related services directly. Furthermore, this is an indication of ambitious new ventures now. The star, as of now, is best known for viral stunts and giveaways. Because nothing says “financial expertise” like dropping $500K on a TikTok influencer for a sandwich. 🤷♀️💸

According to Joao Wedson (yes, really, that’s his name), the BTC/Gold ratio is throwing a hissy fit of historic proportions. His chart looks like a toddler’s finger-painting, but he insists it’s a “normalized oscillator” at a low. The blue tag means “sell your jewelry,” and the green tag means “also sell your jewelry-but faster.”

Ah, mes amis, in this third-act revival of crypto’s eternal comedy, Ethereum burst forth as the prima donna, eclipsing poor Bitcoin as capital, that fickle director, diverted to altcoins, DeFi spectacles, and a parade of tokenized absurdities, per CoinGecko’s satirical report. 🎭

It’s Oct. 19, 2025, and Bitcoin’s been bouncing between $104,778 and “Wait, is this Monopoly money?” since the 12th. It’s down 3.8% this week, chilling at $108k like a nervous cat on a windowsill. Traders, buckle up: 2025’s crypto rodeo is brought to you by the letters F, U, and D. Here’s what not to miss.

If you’ve followed Saylor’s Sunday tradition, you’d know it’s always the same song. His posts, brimming with barely veiled hints about whether his company has snatched up more Bitcoin, never fail to get the crypto community’s gears grinding. This Sunday? No surprise, he drops yet another chart of those good ol’ orange dots-each one representing a Bitcoin buy since August 2020. But wait-this time, it’s the caption that really packs a punch.

Chain-snoopers estimate Satoshi’s 1.096 million BTC stash-hoarded during Bitcoin’s innocent years-peaked at $136 billion when the coin flirted with $126,000. Now, it’s merely a paltry $116 billion. Ah, the agony of unrealized gains-because nothing says “tragedy” like a digital wallet losing hypothetical millions. 📉