Austen’s Guide to ETF Palooza: 2026’s Cryptocurrency Carnival 🐰✨

One might suppose the recent reopening of government doors to be a most auspicious omen for the realm of cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs), as declared by Bitwise’s esteemed Chief Investment Officer, Mr. Matt Hougan, whose enthusiasm for the matter is as boundless as a springtime bloom.

This burgeoning optimism, it seems, aligns most conveniently with the pro-crypto inclinations of the Trump administration and the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), that most formidable of agencies tasked with the solemn duty of approving such financial contraptions.

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Mr. Hougan, a man of considerable vision, expressed his delight at the forthcoming “ETF Palooza in Cryptoland,” a phrase he uttered with such fervor on CNBC’s “ETF Edge” that one might imagine him twirling a cane in sheer glee.

He boldly predicts nigh on 100 new ETFs and ETPs shall grace the market by 2026, with a particular fondness for single-asset crypto ETPs. Yet it is the index-based varieties that ignite his spirit most, though one wonders if such excitement is not akin to admiring a puddle after a storm.

Despite the recent tremors in the crypto sphere-Bitcoin’s tumble below £74,000 (a figure which, one suspects, would have startled even Mr. Darcy)-Mr. Hougan remains undeterred, declaring with the air of a man who has never known a market correction, “This industry will be tenfold its present size!” Such confidence is admirable, if slightly misguided.

His firm’s Solana Staking ETF, launched on the 28th of October, has since depreciated by 27%, a fate as tragic as a heroine’s lost love. Yet it rallied 9% on Tuesday, a brief reprieve that might yet inspire hope in the most jaded investor.

The broader Solana ETF sector, however, boasts a 16-day inflow streak of nearly £21 million, a feat that would make even Mr. Bingley blush with pride. Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs have witnessed a £1.6 billion outflow, a sum that could purchase a small estate and several carriages.

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Bitwise’s passive fund stakes its SOL tokens on-chain, a practice as prudent as a well-planned marriage, ensuring both security and rewards. Such products, Mr. Hougan assures us, cater to a new breed of investor-one content to acquire fragments of digital assets without the bother of choosing between Ethereum and Solana, much like a guest at a ball who declines to dance with anyone in particular.

“They seek but a broad swath of the crypto market,” he explained, “to hold it steadfastly, like a family heirloom.” A sentiment echoed by Tom Lee of Fundstrat Global Advisors, who, ever the optimist, credits the Trump administration’s “encouragement of experimentation and innovation,” as if such policies were the economic equivalent of a well-timed quadrille.

At present, Bitcoin trades at £72,000, a figure that would have made Mr. Dashwood weep into his handkerchief. Solana, too, has retreated to £106, a distance from its zenith that might rival the separation of Mr. Darcy and Miss Elizabeth.

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2025-11-20 12:41