Ah, mes amis! Do you hear the tumbling of coins and the clattering of ambitions? Our noble firm, renowned in the bustling agora of commerce, hath decided to throw a princely sum-five hundred and fifty-eight million crowns!-at a whimsical creation known as Toncoin, or TON, as they prefer to call it in this digital masquerade.
Lo and behold, after a most daring private placement-a PIPE deal, as the sages say-over a hundred noble investors, from Kingsway to Kraken, have joined the carnival. Shares were sold at the modest sum of nine shillings and fifty-one pence-a true bargain in these turbulent times! About three-quarters of these riches shall rest in cash, while the rest will be paid in TON, aiming for a modest five percent of the market’s circulating bread-er, market value-and perhaps earn some staking rewards for their trouble.
The grand spectacle is powered by the Open Network, sponsored by Telegram-a platform that claims to have over a billion users, or at least that’s what they say at the marketplace. TON doth integrate directly into Telegram’s wallets, aiming to make the messaging app into a veritable Web3 carnival-because, why not?
And what of the noble leaders? Manuel Stotz, the sage of Kingsway Capital, will take the throne as Chairman. Peter Smith, of Blockchain.com, shall serve as a special advisor-and truly, what could possibly go wrong? Veronika Kapustina shall be guiding as CEO, and Sarah Olsen from JPMorgan’s Onyx shall count the coins as CFO. Ah, the joys of union-like a well-orchestrated circus!
Meanwhile, the stock of Verb shall still be seen dancing on Nasdaq’s grand stage, under the ticker VERB, while the firm-operating from Las Vegas with ambitions in Los Angeles-continues to dream of grandeur. Or perhaps chaos. Who’s to say?
This tale is but amusement and not to be taken for prophecy or financial advice. Be wise, dear reader, and consult your wise vizier before investing your kingdom’s gold.
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2025-08-05 03:12