In a twist that would make even the most stoic blockchain enthusiast clutch their pearls, 🕵️♂️ blockchain sleuths at Whale Alert have unearthed evidence suggesting Satoshi Nakamoto—the enigmatic architect of Bitcoin—was still tinkering away like a caffeinated beaver until block 54,316. Imagine that: a digital ghost haunting the cryptoverse! 💻👻
According to these modern-day alchemists, Satoshi’s treasure chest likely holds 1,125,150 BTC. That’s enough to buy a small island 🏝️ or, if you’re feeling frugal, approximately 17,000 years’ worth of artisan lattes. 🧵☕
ℹ️ ℹ️ ℹ️ “Our research suggests those two 50 BTC transactions were mined around the time Satoshi hung up his pickaxe… but probably not by him,” declared Whale Alert, ever the bearer of calm, rational vibes. 🚀🧠
— Whale Alert (@whale_alert) July 31, 2025 📆
Whale Alert’s report also paints Satoshi as the original “Patoshi”—a tireless miner who, between blocks 2,000 and 16,000, maintained a suspiciously precise 0.6 blocks per 10 minutes. Why? To thwart 51% attacks, apparently. Satoshi, it seems, fancied himself Bitcoin’s very own bouncer 🧍♂️🚪, ensuring no ruffians crashed the party until the “honest” miners arrived.
Dormant Wallets Awaken: Panic Ensues 📈😱
Enter stage left: two ancient Satoshi-era wallets, each holding 50 BTC ($5,916,608), which recently sprang to life after a 15.3-year nap. 🐉💤 Traders collectively gasped, as if witnessing a zombie apocalypse at a cryptocurrency seminar. Whale Alert, ever the voice of reason, insists the coins were “mined during Satoshi’s reign but probably not by him.” Sure. And I’m the Queen of England. 👑
In his final communiqué, Satoshi cryptically declared he’d “moved on to other things,” leaving Bitcoin to the mercy of the masses. Rumor has it he’s now a tea-cozy entrepreneur in the Cotswolds. 🍵👒
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2025-07-31 17:35