Shytoshi Kusama Drops Partnership Bombshell, But Keeps Us Guessing 🤔

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Oh, great. Shiba Inu’s marketing lead, Lucie (because obviously, that’s her real name 😏), has something *important* to say to the SHIB army. Apparently, Shytoshi Kusama—yes, the guy who sounds like he should be hosting a late-night infomercial—teased a new “partnership.” What kind of partnership? Well, nobody knows because DETAILS ARE UNDER WRAPS. Classic move. Just enough info to keep us hooked but not enough to actually DO anything. Brilliant.

Meanwhile, some other SHIB-related account decided it was time for an explainer on why you, yes YOU, should help provide liquidity into the SHIB-BONE pool on ShibaSwap. You know, because nothing screams “fun” like explaining blockchain liquidity pools at 3 AM while eating cold pizza. 🍕

Shytoshi and His Mysterious New BFF (The Partnership)

So apparently, during one of those Spaces things on X (formerly known as Twitter, formerly known as whatever Elon Musk decides next 🐦), Shytoshi casually mentioned a new partnership. And by “mentioned,” I mean he threw out vague buzzwords like “intelligent infrastructure” and “Shibarium.” It’s almost poetic how these people can make absolutely no sense yet still sound impressive. Development is already underway, though, so… yay? 🎉

The Shib ecosystem is entering a new phase.

In the latest Spaces, Shytoshi teased a new partnership focused on intelligent infrastructure within Shibarium. Details remain under wraps, but development is already in progress.

The Shib Alpha Layer is advancing, with TREAT…

— 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) July 29, 2025

Lucie also dropped this gem: “The Shib ecosystem is entering a new phase.” Wow. Groundbreaking stuff here. Apparently, there’s something called the Shib Alpha Layer, which is advancing thanks to TREAT—no, not the dog biscuits; it’s the token powering all this madness. The layer will support app-specific environments, enhanced customization, and data privacy. Sounds fancy until you realize you’re probably just trading memes for JPEGs. 🐶💻

Oh, and let’s not forget about Position DEX launching soon on Shibarium! Because what we really needed was another decentralized exchange where you can trade, farm, and earn community-driven incentives. Truly life-changing stuff right there. 🚜💸

BONE-SHIB Pool: The Burner That Keeps On Burning 🔥

Then there’s @Shibizens, who took to X (again, formerly Twitter 🙄) to explain why everyone needs to dump their tokens into the BONE-SHIB pool on ShibaSwap. Why? Because it’s essential for burning SHIB through the ShibTorch portal. Yes, burning. As in, literally sending coins into oblivion so they disappear forever. Feels good, doesn’t it? 😈🔥

📣 Attention SHIB HOLDERS

The BONE<>SHIB pool on ShibaSwap (V1 + V2 on Shibarium) is essential for ShibTorch burns.

Here’s why you might want to provide liquidity:

🔸 Burns rely on this pool — more liquidity = more consistent SHIB burns
🔸 You earn swap fees — burn activity…

— Shibarium 🍖 | SHIB.IO (@Shibizens) July 29, 2025

They gave three reasons why you’d want to throw your hard-earned crypto into this black hole:

  • More liquidity = more SHIB burns. So basically, give them your money so they can destroy it. Logical. 🧮
  • You earn swap fees. Oh, fantastic. Now you get paid in fractions of fractions of cents. Riches await! 💰
  • Supporting core tokens like SHIB and BONE powers Shibarium. Translation: Please fund our utopian dream of digital dogs ruling the world. 🌍🐶

In conclusion, if you’ve got nothing better to do than watch numbers go up and down while hoping for a miracle, this is clearly the project for you. Good luck out there. You’ll need it. 😅

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2025-07-29 18:36