Web 3.0 vs AI: Who’s Winning? Spoiler: It’s Not the NFTs 😂

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Oh, honey, Discords and X threads? So 2022. 😴 Web 3.0 founders, it’s time to wake up and smell the AI-infused coffee. 🚀 The AI industry is out here innovating like it’s their job (because, well, it is), while Web 3.0 is still trying to convince people that NFTs are the future. Spoiler: BlackRock isn’t buying it. 💸

Let’s face it, AI is the cool kid at the party, and Web 3.0 is… well, the one still trying to figure out how to work the punch bowl. 🥊 The AI industry has scooped up market share faster than you can say “decentralization,” leaving crypto in the dust like last season’s meme coin. 🌪️

Web 3.0 founders, darling, it’s time to pivot. 🌀 Ask yourselves: “What can we learn from the AI big leagues?” Because if you don’t, you’ll be left as a footnote in the history of tech, right next to MySpace and Tamagotchi. 📜

AI is getting more powerful by the minute, and Web 3.0? You’re about to become its sidekick. 🦸‍♀️ Unless, of course, you start cozying up to those AI behemoths. Partnering with them might just be your ticket out of Discord server purgatory. 🤝

Decentralization? Cute. But let’s be real, it’s led to a hot mess of projects that no one understands. 😵‍💫 Investors are like, “Which one’s the real deal?” and you’re over here shilling tokens like it’s 2017. 🤑 Meanwhile, AI companies are building actual, you know, *things*. 🛠️

DAOs? DeFi? Metaverse land grabs? It’s all just a cacophony of confusion. 🎭 Western investors are like, “I’ll stick with Google, thanks.” 🤓 AI companies, on the other hand, are out here making deals that *actually* matter. No convoluted whitepapers, just results. 📈

And let’s not forget the hype and scams that Web 3.0 has become synonymous with. 🤡 AI? They’re too busy building world-changing tech to bother with all that noise. xAI, OpenAI, Google—these are the names that matter. Not your 10,000-piece NFT collection. 🖼️

Investors aren’t impressed by your Discord server, sweetie. They want in on the AI monopolies building the future. Cloud providers, chipmakers, platforms like Grok—these are the real MVPs. 🏆 Web 3.0? You’re still trying to figure out how to get into the boardroom. 📞

Centralization is winning, and Web 3.0’s fragmentation is about as appealing as a cold cup of tea. 🍵 Time to partner up with the big boys—the ones with GPUs, proprietary data, and actual algorithms. 💻

Crypto’s New Reality Check ☕

Web 3.0 founders, it’s time to face the music. 🎶 The idealism of decentralization? Cute, but it’s not paying the bills. Big money wants in on AI, not your metaverse land. 🏞️ Even Ethereum and Solana are starting to look like the gatekeepers they once vowed to disrupt. 🤦‍♀️

The future? It’s integrations with traditional financial giants, not decentralized data storage. 🚀 Memecoins and redundant DeFi protocols? They’re already drowning in their own zero-sum competition. 🌊

There’s no crypto community, just a bunch of projects partnering with each other like it’s a high school dance. 💃 Time to step out of the virtual land and into the real world. Billion-dollar deals happen in boardrooms, not on Twitter. 📱

Adapt or die, darlings. The AI industry isn’t waiting for you to catch up. 🏃‍♀️💨

Manouk Termaaten is the founder and CEO of Vertical Studio AI. He’s a serial entrepreneur and AI expert, making AI accessible for everyone. 🎓

2025-07-29 06:42

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