Hold onto your hats, folks! According to Bloomberg, Donald Trump’s favorite tech and media circus act, Trump Media & Technology Group, is throwing a whopping $300 million into a Bitcoin roulette wheel—oh, I mean, options strategy! Because nothing says “steady investment” like playing pin the tail on the volatility donkey! 🥳
Now, don’t expect a detailed blueprint—those specifics are tighter than a Trump tweet during a scandal. But the gist? They’re betting big on Bitcoin doing its wild rollercoaster ride, probably fueled by Trump’s own social media charm—err, influence. Who needs stability when you can have chaos served with a side of crypto? 🎢
And get this: Trump’s social platform, Truth Social, has a history of moving markets more than a toddler with a crayon. One post, and boom! Crypto prices shake, rattle, and roll—like a toddler on espresso! ☕️
Oh, and by the way, this isn’t just a little dabble—no, no—Trump Media claims they’re sitting pretty on around $2 billion in Bitcoin and related assets. Digital treasures, or just digital junk? Well, that’s the plot twist no one saw coming. Stay tuned—it’s gonna be a wild crypto comedy, folks!
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2025-07-28 17:27