Are They Bitcoin Hoarders? Metaplanet’s Latest Scoop on 17,132 BTC!

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In the latest twist of financial drama that keeps stock market enthusiasts on the edge of their ergonomic chairs, Metaplanet Inc. – yes, the one you vaguely remember scrolling past during your last financial binge – has decided that 16,352 bitcoins were simply not enough to feel secure. So, like a kid in a candy store, they’ve gone ahead and snatched up an additional 780 bitcoin coins. Because why stop at 16,352 when you can have a neat 17,132? 🤑

Now, if you’re wondering what they shelled out for this shiny digital treasure, prepare yourself: an average price of 17,520,454 yen (roughly $118,270) each! You know, pocket change when you’re dealing with sums bigger than my college debt. This grand acquisition totals around 13.666 billion yen! What a lucky number—definitely not a sign of an impending apocalypse, right?

The company’s total purchase price for its glittering stash now sits at 14,784,159 yen (about $99,813) per bitcoin. I can already hear my grandmother asking why I didn’t just stick my savings in a piggy bank! And let’s not skip the jaw-dropping aggregation of 253.282 billion yen. Maybe they should just rename themselves to ‘The Bitcoin Bank of Tokyo’!

But wait, there’s more! Metaplanet has been keeping tabs on their performance with some fancy jargon like BTC Yield, which sounds suspiciously like the name of an obscure fruit. They’re using this to judge just how smart their investment moves are – as if watching my neighbor’s cat for signs of cleverness. The most recent number from July 1, 2025, to July 28, 2025, is at a staggering 22.5%. I can only imagine how their shareholders are celebrating this news! 🎉

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2025-07-28 10:57