When Binance Loves You, You Crash: The Lagrange (LA) Fiasco 🤯

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So, there’s this zero-knowledge (ZK) proof computer processing altcoin, Lagrange (LA), and it’s having a bit of a meltdown. You know, the kind where you suddenly get a lot of attention from the world’s largest crypto exchange platform by trading volume, and then you crash like a piñata at a kid’s birthday party. 🎉

In a recent announcement, Binance said, “Hey, we’re adding Lagrange to our list of favorites. You can now find it on Binance Simple Earn, ‘Buy Crypto,’ Binance Convert, and Binance Margin.” It’s like when your mom tells everyone at the family reunion that you’re her favorite, and then you trip and spill your punch all over your new shirt. 🥤

“Binance is excited to announce that Lagrange will be added to Binance Simple Earn, ‘Buy Crypto,’ Binance Convert, and Binance Margin.”

After the announcement, the digital asset went from a seven-day high of $0.676 on July 9th down to $0.416 at time of writing, a 32% decrease during the last 24 hours. It’s like the stock market version of a roller coaster, but without the fun. 🎢

But wait, it gets better! Last month, LA saw the opposite happen to its price after gaining support from Coinbase, the top US-based crypto exchange. At that time, the asset saw a staggering gain of 216%, going from a price of $0.253 on June 4th to a peak of $1.50 just a day later. It’s like the crypto version of a lottery win, followed by a trip to the ER. 🎟️🚑

According to the development team behind Lagrange, the project consists of two protocols – the ZK Prove Network, which provides universal proving services for rollups, apps, coprocessors, and interoperability – and the ZK coprocessor, which allows smart contracts to run intensive off-chain computations that can then be verified on-chain. It’s like a super-smart robot that does all the heavy lifting so you can just sit back and enjoy the ride. 🤖🍹

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2025-07-11 01:06