The market is as green today as a Vogon’s lunch salad, says CoinStats, who presumably survived just long enough to bring us this wisdom before succumbing to the crippling ennui of financial analysis.
BTC/USD
Bitcoin (BTC) has jiggled upwards by 0.11% since yesterday, which—if you listened with the right sort of hypersensitive ear—sounds a lot like a sigh of mild relief.
Take a gander at the hourly chart: the price made an enthusiastic (but ultimately embarrassingly premature) escape attempt past $109,550, only to realize it accidentally left its towel behind and had to sheepishly crawl back. If the daily candlestick closes somewhere deeply unfashionable, expect sellers to leap forth, possibly causing the price to nosedive toward the $109,000 lounge, where all the uncool coins hang out.
Looking through a time frame significantly longer than a Vogon’s poem recital, Bitcoin is shambling towards resistance at $110,400—like a particularly determined squatter eyeing a swank apartment it can’t possibly afford.
If the buying brigade keeps up their caffeinated enthusiasm and breaks that level, we might see enough misplaced optimism to test $112,000. Or, as cryptotraders call it: “peak irrational exuberance.”
Midterm chart-watchers should dust off their improbability calculators and watch how the weekly bar behaves near the $112,000 resistance. Should it linger there like a disgruntled philosopher at a cocktail party, the odds of Bitcoin hitting a new all-time high become approximately as plausible as a Babel fish, but, statistically, more likely this time.
Current mood: Bitcoin is trading at $109,409, nervously polishing its digital shoes and rehearsing pickup lines for the big leagues. 🪙✨
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2025-07-09 18:17