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What to know (or what to ignore, depending on your FOMO tolerance):
- Retail investors, aka the “I saw a TikTok about Bitcoin” crowd, are convinced Bitcoin is mooning to $90K. Because, you know, FUD is so last season.
- Santiment, the analytics firm that’s basically the Liz Lemon of crypto, is like, “Uh, guys? Maybe don’t bet your avocado toast money on this.”
- Bitcoin’s April rally took a coffee break, dipping from $79K to $77K. Is it a nap or a full-on meltdown? Stay tuned for the next episode of As the Blockchain Turns.
So, the retail crowd is calling it: Bitcoin’s hitting $90K faster than I can say “bossy pants.” But here’s the thing-markets are like my ex-boyfriends: unpredictable and often disappointing.
Santiment, the sentiment sleuths, scanned more social media posts than I’ve scrolled through in my entire life. Turns out, everyone’s bullish AF. $50K? FUD. $60K? FUD. Anything under $90K? FUD-tastic.
And why not? ETFs are back, Iran’s drama didn’t tank it, and DeFi hacks are just the blockchain’s way of saying, “You’re welcome for the excitement.” But Santiment’s like, “Guys, this much optimism? That’s the crypto equivalent of wearing white after Labor Day. It’s just wrong.”
As Charles Bukowski (probably) would say if he traded crypto: “Wherever the crowd goes, run in the other direction. They’re always wrong. Also, drink more.”
Contrarian traders are already sipping their “I told you so” smoothies, thanks to tools like the AAII Investor Sentiment Survey and the CNN Fear & Greed Index. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s like, “Oh, you thought $79K was the top? Cute.”
So, is this pullback a coffee break or a full-on existential crisis? Only time (and maybe a few more TikToks) will tell.
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2026-04-29 12:19