Well, strap in, folks, because the world of cryptocurrency is once again serving up a heaping plate of “what on earth is happening?” This time, it’s Dogecoin, the meme coin that somehow went from a joke to a financial instrument, and now analysts are predicting a 443% rally. Yes, you read that right. 443%. That’s not a typo-it’s just crypto being crypto.
Crypto analyst Kamran, who I assume spends his days staring at charts and muttering “HODL” to himself, has declared that Dogecoin is sitting on a “historical macro support” level. Apparently, this is the crypto equivalent of a trampoline, ready to bounce the coin into the stratosphere. Or, you know, it could just be a very expensive hole in the ground. Who’s to say?
In a post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because why not add more confusion to the world?), Kamran shared a chart that looks like a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addled engineer. According to this masterpiece, Dogecoin could soar to $0.45, which is either a lot of money or a small coffee, depending on where you live. He also noted that DOGE is back at the $0.10 support level, which has historically been the launching pad for “explosive rallies.” Explosive, indeed. Let’s just hope it’s not the kind of explosion that leaves investors picking shrapnel out of their portfolios.

Another analyst, Crypto Patel (no relation to the convenience store chain), has also chimed in, urging investors to “buy the dip” if Dogecoin drops to between $0.06 and $0.08. He’s predicting a rally to between $1 and $2, which would be new all-time highs. Of course, this is all predicated on the idea that Dogecoin has any intrinsic value beyond being a punchline. But hey, who needs fundamentals when you’ve got memes?
Meanwhile, the broader crypto market is taking a nosedive thanks to Bitcoin’s latest mood swing and Trump’s decision to slap tariffs on everything under the sun. Crypto prices have dropped faster than a lead balloon, and Dogecoin is no exception. CoinGlass data shows that traders are more bearish than a grumpy bear in hibernation, with the long/short ratio at a measly 0.8. Still, there’s been a surge in DOGE’s derivatives market, with trading volume spiking by 40% to $1.56 billion. Because nothing says “financial stability” like betting on a meme coin.
Trader Tardigrade (yes, that’s a real name), another crypto analyst, has noted that Dogecoin is “holding a key trendline,” but momentum is weaker than a wet noodle. The coin has tested this trendline for six consecutive days, like a stubborn toddler refusing to go to bed. Tardigrade warns that the price action is “running on fumes” and needs genuine buyers to legitimize any breakout. Until then, it’s all just “hopeful thinking.” His chart suggests DOGE could hit $0.14 if it holds above the trendline, which is either a modest gain or a rounding error, depending on your perspective.
As of now, Dogecoin is trading at around $0.09275, down over 4% in the last 24 hours. So, if you’re feeling lucky, punk, now might be the time to throw your money into the meme coin void. Just remember: in crypto, the only thing guaranteed is volatility. And maybe a few laughs along the way.

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2026-02-23 14:30