Oh, look who’s here to stir the pot again-Robert Kiyosaki, the financial guru who’s basically the human version of a “get rich quick” infomercial. The Rich Dad Poor Dad author (yes, that book your uncle won’t stop talking about) decided to grace us with his wisdom on Bitcoin and Ethereum. Spoiler alert: the crypto community was not having it.
Instead of the usual “you’re all broke and I’m not” applause, Kiyosaki got hit with a digital slap across the face. Ouch. But let’s dive into this mess, shall we?
Kiyosaki’s Waiting Game: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Bottom?
In his latest tweet, Kiyosaki name-dropped the Fab Four of assets: gold, silver, Bitcoin, and Ethereum. Apparently, he’s been sitting on the sidelines like a financial wallflower, refusing to buy gold above $300, silver above $60, or Bitcoin above $6,000. Because, you know, he’s just so disciplined. Or maybe he’s just waiting for the universe to hand him a bargain.
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Oh, and let’s not forget the time he sold some Bitcoin and gold to buy a house. Because nothing says “financial guru” like dodging capital gains taxes. But don’t worry, he hates selling. Almost as much as I hate his tweets.
Now, he’s patiently waiting for new “bottoms” to buy gold and Bitcoin again. Because, you know, nothing screams “I’m a financial genius” like timing the market. He even promised to let us know on X when he starts buying again. Can’t wait for that notification. Not.
AS I POSTED on X earlier.
I stopped buying silver at $60.
I stopped buying Bitcoin at $6000.
I stopped buying gold at $300.
I have sold some Bitcoin and some gold. I hate selling because I hate paying capital gain taxes.
Today…. I wait patiently for new bottoms for gold…
– Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) February 6, 2026
As for Ethereum, he’s got enough for now but plans to buy more. Because why stop at being just a little contradictory?
X Crypto Community: Kiyosaki, Sit Down.
The crypto community, bless their hearts, was not here for Kiyosaki’s shenanigans. Community Notes, the fact-checking heroes of X, called him out for lying. Apparently, he tweeted in January that he was still buying Bitcoin when it was at $90,000. So, which is it, Bob? Are you buying or not?
You’re such a lying grifter holy cow.
You’ve been pumping all 3 of these non stop daily for years and now you claim you were never buying?
How you didn’t win the financial charlatan of the year award, I’ll never understand
– Mark McGrath (@MarkMcGrathCFP) February 6, 2026
Commentators were quick to pile on, accusing him of deceiving people and questioning his claims of buying at low prices. Because, let’s be real, who actually believes he bought Bitcoin at $6,000? Probably the same people who think his book is a guaranteed path to riches.
So, there you have it. Robert Kiyosaki: financial guru, tax dodger, and now, official crypto community punching bag. Stay tuned for his next tweet, where he’ll probably claim he invented blockchain. Eye roll emoji.
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2026-02-06 12:52