In the grand opera of cryptocurrency, XRP has proven itself a tragic protagonist, spectacularly failing to defend its $1.77 swing low. One might say it’s the financial equivalent of a Victorian poet abandoning a sonnet for a haiku-disgraceful, yet oddly poetic.
The April 2025 low at $1.61 now teeters like a chandelier in a hurricane, its survival uncertain. A relic of better days, perhaps, but not one I’d care to invest in.

The CMF, that most fickle of indicators, remains below -0.05, signaling capital outflows with the subtlety of a marching band. Meanwhile, the RSI briefly flirted with neutrality, much like a debutante at a ball who forgets her dance steps.
Oh, but there was a moment-a fleeting, delusional interlude in January when XRP dared to flirt with $2.28. Alas, the $2.40 resistance proved as insurmountable as a well-timed quip from Oscar Wilde himself.
The Bitcoin sell-off, that eternal jester, robbed Ripple bulls of their dignity and their profits. One might say it’s the crypto world’s answer to a Shakespearean tragedy: noble aspirations, tragic outcomes.
Chances of a Ripple recovery?
In the long term, XRP’s fundamentals are as reliable as a politician’s promise. Yet, the establishment of a Ripple treasury and regulatory licenses feels less like a revolution and more like a desperate attempt to charm regulators with bureaucratic flair.
Evernorth’s “XRP Lending Protocol” is a financial séance, hoping to summon demand from the ether. One must admire the audacity, if not the logic.
These strategies, of course, are as long-term as a monsoon season-perfect for those who enjoy waiting for the clouds to part. For now, technical analysis suggests further descent is inevitable, like a soufflé in a tornado.
Traders’ call to action – Flip bearish

The H4 chart, that most pedantic of oracles, whispers of a bounce to $1.85-$1.94. A bounce, mind you, not a resurrection. Short sellers may find solace in the $1.50 and $1.39 targets, though I’d wager on coffee and chaos.
The bearish structure of the 1-day and 3-day charts is as comforting as a ghost story by a campfire. Sell short with the confidence of a man who’s already written his epitaph.
Should XRP miraculously close above $1.85, the bears may yet be proven wrong. But surpassing $1.94? That would require a miracle, a rally beyond $2, and perhaps a reevaluation of one’s life choices.
Final Thoughts
- XRP has abandoned the stage of hope, leaving $1.77 as a tombstone for bullish dreams.
- A bounce to $1.85 is merely a prelude to the main event: the inevitable plunge. Beyond $1.94? A bullish resurgence would require a miracle-or a very convincing con artist.
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2026-02-03 04:07