So, this crypto guy, ChartNerd-yeah, that’s his name, don’t ask-is back with his crystal ball, I mean, chart, saying XRP is gonna hit $18. 🤑 Because, you know, $16 wasn’t crazy enough. Now it’s $18. What’s next, $25? Why not just say it’s going to the moon and call it a day? 🚀
Apparently, XRP is on this “Staircase to Valhalla.” 🏰 No, it’s not a new ride at Disney World. It’s his fancy way of saying it’s gonna climb in phases, not just shoot up like a rocket. Because, you know, stairs are way more exciting than elevators. 🙄
He’s all hyped about this “Vertical Accumulation Support zone” at $1.99. 🛡️ Sounds like something from a video game. “You’ve reached the support zone! Level up!” Meanwhile, I’m just trying to figure out why my coffee costs $5. ☕
Scenario 1 is the bullish one-XRP breaks above $3.7 and we’re off to the races. 🏇 But wait, there’s a Scenario 2 where it dips below $1.5. So, it’s either Valhalla or the dumpster. Classic crypto. 🤷♂️
Oh, and there’s a “Markup” phase where XRP hits $18-$22. 📈 Because why stop at $18 when you can just keep going? Might as well say it’s hitting $100 while we’re at it. 💸
But hey, if you’re into pain, there’s Scenario 2 where XRP drops below $1.5. 🪨 Perfect for masochists and short sellers. Either way, ChartNerd’s got you covered. What a guy. 🦸♂️
2026: The Year XRP Finally Pays for My Therapy? 🛋️
ChartNerd’s latest masterpiece claims 2026 will be XRP’s year. 🗓️ Because, you know, 2016 was so great for it. 🙄 He’s seeing double tops, wick drops, and SRSI resets. Sounds like he’s been staring at charts too long. Maybe he needs a break. 🏖️
If history repeats itself, XRP’s gonna surge like it did in 2018. Or maybe it’ll just repeat the part where I lose money. 🤡 Either way, I’ll be here, eating popcorn, waiting for the drama. 🍿
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