Bitcoin to $10k? Bloomberg’s Doom Scroll Predicts Crypto Apocalypse 😱💸

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn and your blockchain-themed tissues because Bloomberg’s McGlone is here to ruin your crypto dreams. 🍿💔 In his latest “I told you so” social media post, he’s predicting a downward spiral so devastating, it’ll make your HODL hands tremble.

Bitcoin $50,000 in 2026? Nah, darling, we’re going to $10,000. 🚀➡️🪨
2025 was apparently Bitcoin’s peak. Gold has three competitors? Cute. Bitcoin has millions of crypto rivals now. Good luck, sweetie. 💅✨

– Mike McGlone (@mikemcglone11) December 28, 2025

Apparently, $50,000 isn’t the floor-it’s just a pit stop on the way to financial oblivion. 😬 McGlone’s calling 2026 the year of the “reversion to the mean,” which sounds fancy but basically means your portfolio is about to take a nosedive. 🌊💸

His target? A cool $10,000. Why? Because that’s where Bitcoin was before everyone and their grandma decided to YOLO into crypto post-2020. 🧑‍🦳🚀 According to McGlone, this drop is just a “return to normal,” which is a nice way of saying your Lambo dreams are over. 🏎️💔

Scarcity? More like scarcity of sense. 🧠🤷‍♀️

McGlone’s all like, “Gold is scarce, duh, because there’s only so much of it.” But crypto? Oh, honey, there are millions of digital assets now. It’s like a Black Friday sale that never ends, and no one’s buying. 🛍️💨

Apparently, this oversupply is diluting the capital in the space. So, if you’re still holding, maybe start practicing your “I’m fine” face. 😬👌

From bull to bear: McGlone’s glow-down 🌟➡️🐻

Remember when McGlone was Team Bitcoin? Yeah, he was all “$100k, easy!” during the stimulus era. He even called Bitcoin the “global reserve asset.” Fast forward to 2025, and he’s like, “Digital gold? More like digital fool’s gold.” 🏆➡️🤡

Now he’s pointing out the “divergence”-gold’s hitting highs, but Bitcoin’s struggling. His new vibe? Deflationary recession, cash is king, and crypto is for suckers. 👑💸

So, there you have it. Bloomberg’s McGlone is serving doom with a side of “I told you so.” Will Bitcoin hit $10k? Who knows. But one thing’s for sure: this drama is better than any Netflix series. 🎬🍿

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2025-12-29 00:22