In the grand opera of crypto, Ethereum’s Ether (ETH) may waltz into an 80% crescendo against Bitcoin (BTC) by 2026, according to a bullish reversal scenario so classic it makes Shakespeare weep 🎭.
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ETH/BTC charts whisper of a potential romp toward 0.059-0.063 BTC in 2026.
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A rejection at the long-term trendline could send the pair back toward 0.0175 BTC, where Bitcoin (the toad) grins 👑.
Ether’s Price Chart: A Ballet of Chaos
As December 2025 unfolds, ETH/BTC’s 2-week chart performs an inverse head-and-shoulders (IH&S) formation-a ballet of chaos-after a prolonged downtrend. The left shoulder, formed in late-2024, was a weeping jester 🤡. The head (0.0176 BTC) in April 2025? A tragic clown’s encore. The right shoulder (Q4 2025)? A hopeful minuet.
The neckline? A precarious bridge at 0.0400 BTC, guarded by red and blue exponential moving averages (EMAs). A breakout above this zone would signal the IH&S has taken flight 🚀, aiming for 0.063 BTC by 2026-a 80% leap from current rates. One can only hope the market isn’t allergic to fireworks 🎆.
Can ETH Recreate Its 2020 Parabolic Dream?
ETH/BTC’s current rebound mirrors its 2019-2020 accumulation phase, a déjà vu so vivid it could haunt a hedge fund manager’s coffee ☕. The pair once rallied 450% from the 0.0160-0.0200 BTC “demand zone,” a floor now resurrected in 2025. The resistance cluster? A phantasmal wall of red circles (charted like a child’s doodles) that once preceded 2020’s parabolic sprint.
If the fractal continues, ETH/BTC may leap toward 0.059 BTC, a Fibonacci zone that smells of destiny and caffeine-fueled analysts 🧙♂️.
Ethereum’s Downtrend: A Comedy of Errors
Yet, the downtrend lingers like a bad smell. ETH remains trapped beneath a multiyear descending trendline, a wall that has rejected every breakout since 2017-Bitcoin’s unyielding fortress 🏰.
A failed breakout here would shatter the IH&S dream and send ETH tumbling toward 0.0175 BTC by 2026. But who needs logic when you can have chaos and emojis? 😂
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2025-12-11 18:29