Bitcoin’s 40-Year Dance: The Strategy Exec’s Laughable Long-Term Bet

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In a world where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “blockchain,” the CEO of Strategy-Phon­g Le, if you’re feeling generous-drops a bombshell: they’re holding over 600,000 Bitcoin like a dragon guarding its treasure, not planning to sell anytime soon. Not in a decade, not in a generation, maybe not until the robots take over-unless, of course, the market becomes a roaring trash fire in 40 years. But hey, who’s counting? 🤷‍♂️

Strategy Boss Confirms 40-Year Bitcoin Funeral… Sorry, I Mean Hold

During a riveting chat with CNBC-because what’s more exciting than watching billionaires talk about not selling their digital gold?-Le was asked if they might dump their precious 650,000 BTC (worth a staggering $60.29 billion, no big deal). His reply? They’re in it for the long haul, as long as the market doesn’t turn into a total catastrophe, like a liquidity apocalypse or the US dollar going the way of the Dodo. And even then, maybe, just maybe, in 2065, they’ll think about it. Or maybe not. Who can know? 🙃

He also casually mentioned that if Bitcoin’s value drops so low for so long that MicroStrategy’s token (mNAV) dips below 1x for three years-a scenario so remote it almost sounds poetic-they might sell some in 2029. So, brace yourselves for the most suspenseful game of “buy, hold, or sell” since Monopoly.

Meanwhile, Le explained their little charity project: turning Bitcoin into a proxy for public investors via stocks, a sort of “look, Ma, I have Bitcoin without actually owning it” scheme. Started in 2020, it’s now somewhat affected by the new Spot Bitcoin ETFs of 2024-like putting a fresh coat of paint on a sinking ship-but hey, Strategy still considers itself a big kid in the crypto sandbox.

Fear, Uncertainty, and Dolla-Dolla-Bills: The Saga Continues

In an unexpected twist, Strategy raised a cool $1.44 billion in just over a week-because apparently, they enjoy scaring investors with FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) more than with market dips. This cash is to cover 21 months of dividends, proving that even in a downturn, they prefer to hoard coins rather than sell their beloved Bitcoin, much to the dismay of the day-traders and paper hands everywhere.

Le, ever the optimist, reminisced about Bitcoin’s historical glory days-growing at a staggering 45% annually over the past five years-and confidently predicts that BTC will keep climbing for the next 20 years. After that? Well, who knows-maybe the market will change, or perhaps an alien civilization will discover Bitcoin and give it a new life. 🚀

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2025-12-10 23:33