My dear financial aficionados, gather ’round for a tale of woe and witticism, as the markets, those fickle darlings, have thrown us a curveball wrapped in a velvet glove. 🌟
What ho, what to know:
- Strategy (MSTR), that audacious darling of the crypto set, is reportedly in a tizzy with MSCI over a potential ejection from their esteemed equity benchmarks. A decision, my pets, is expected by Jan. 15. 🗓️
- Should this calamity come to pass, outflows of up to $8.8 billion could ensue, if other index providers join the fray. After all, the stock is the belle of the ball in many passive investment products. 💸
- The shares, poor dears, are down 39% year-to-date, as investors clutch their pearls over its debt and equity issuance programs to hoard bitcoin. Risky business, darlings, risky business. 🎢
Ah, Strategy (MSTR), the grande dame of bitcoin holdings, is in a spot of bother with index provider MSCI. Talks are underway, and the clock is ticking. 🕰️
Reuters, those intrepid reporters, tell us a decision is nigh by Jan. 15. The stakes, my dears, are as high as a society matron’s tiara. 👑
JPMorgan, those clever chaps, estimate a removal could spark outflows of up to $8.8 billion if others follow suit. Why, you ask? Because Strategy’s inclusion in indices like MSCI USA and MSCI World makes it the toast of passive investment products. 🥂
“We’re engaging in that process,” Saylor quipped to Reuters, adding with a wink that he “was not sure” about JPMorgan’s estimates. Oh, the drama! 🎭
Strategy, with its 650,000 BTC on the balance sheet, has been feeling the heat after bitcoin’s price took a nosedive from $120,000 to a mere $82,000. Though it’s recovered to $93,000, critics are clucking that its debt and equity issuance to accumulate BTC is as sustainable as a soufflé in a hurricane. 🌪️
The shares, poor things, have dropped 37% this year. But fear not, darlings, for in the world of finance, as in life, the show must go on. 🎉
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2025-12-03 14:06