Well, butter my biscuit and call me surprised-Bitcoin’s taken a tumble so steep it’d make a mountain goat dizzy. 🐐 After flirting with $87k like a nervous suitor, it went and belly-flopped below $81k, shedding 35% since its October high. If this were a poker game, someone’d’ve called “bankrupt” already. 💸
Folks still clingin’ to the idea of a 2026 rally might wanna check their compass. CryptoQuant’s latest scribble suggests the bear’s already in the tent, sharpening its claws. 🐻 The 365-day moving average-once BTC’s favorite security blanket-is now just a sad math problem at $102k. And the Bull Score Index? Dropped to 20/100, which ain’t bullish-it’s “hide the pickles and run” territory. 🥒
When Bulls Turn Bearish
See, BTC’s fallin’ like a soufflé in a hurricane. 🌪️ It’s breached every “support” level since 2023, and even the 365-day MA-the last sheriff in town-ain’t comin’ to save the day. CryptoQuant’s boys say this is the most bearish mess since the 2022 dust-up. And if history’s your guide? The 2022 bear market started with exactly this kinda “oh, this is fine” vibe. 🔥
Demand? What Demand?
Institutions used to buy BTC like it was going outta style. Now? They’re about as interested as a cat at a dog show. 🐱 ETFs hoardin’ BTC slower than a snail on a Sunday. Treasury companies-once BTC’s biggest sugar daddies-are now broke as a joke, their market caps shriveled like prunes. Strategy, the last big spender, went from splurgin’ 171k BTC to pocket change (9.6k). If this were a romance novel, it’d be titled “The Cold Shoulder.” 🥶
CryptoQuant still clings to hope, whisperin’ about “catalysts” to revive demand. But between you, me, and the lamppost-what magical fairy dust could possibly make this market rally? 🤔 Airdropping BTC from helicopters? A presidential endorsement? 🇺🇸✨ Or maybe we just wait for the next circus to roll into town…
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2025-11-23 21:10