XRP’s Bull Run: A Comedy of Errors 🤡💸

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So, XRP is in “bull mode”? Please. Bull mode? More like “I can’t believe it’s not a bear market” mode. TradingView’s Bollinger Bands say so, because nothing says “confidence” like a chart that looks like a rollercoaster designed by a toddler. For the uninitiated, these bands are basically John Bollinger’s way of saying, “Hey, here’s a fancy graph to confuse people who trade with emotions.” It’s a 20-day moving average with some lines that wiggle… because nothing says “volatility range” like lines that look like they’re having a seizure.

If you ignore the short-term drama (because who has time for that?), the monthly Bollinger Bands are “bullish.” Translation: XRP is still clinging to $1.75 like a sunburned tourist to a beach umbrella. But hold your horses! To hit that mid-band, XRP needs to take a 16.65% dip. That’s $21 billion in market cap disappearing… which is just a fancy way of saying, “Enjoy your new financial therapy sessions.” And don’t even get me started on how long this could take-weeks? Months? Sounds like a crypto version of waiting for a Netflix update.

Holders are still holding out hope, I guess. Maybe they think this is a “bull run,” but honestly, it feels like a “bull run” from a movie where the bull is just walking slowly. If XRP breaks below $2, that’s not a “leg down”-that’s a full-blown financial divorce. And if it ever hits $3.61? Congrats! You’ve officially broken the all-time high… and probably your savings account. 🚀💸

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2025-11-20 16:24