🤑 Bitcoin Soars to $106K: Trump’s Tariff Bonanza & Shutdown Shenanigans! 🚀

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Hold onto your crypto wallets, folks! Bitcoin just moonwalked past $106K early Monday, thanks to the one and only Donald Trump’s tariff treasure chest and the end of the government shutdown circus. 🎉 Who needs a swamp when you’ve got Bitcoin making waves? 🌊

Bitcoin Hits $106K: Trump’s Tariff Windfall & Shutdown Saga Ends! 🌟

After a spooky October that left Bitcoin in the red (boo! 👻), our favorite cryptocurrency finally caught a break. BTC soared past $105K, hitting a high of $106,422 on Bitstamp. Looks like Bitcoin’s got its groove back! 💃

What’s fueling this rally? Well, Uncle Sam’s been busy! Trump’s promising a $2,000 dividend from his tariff treasure trove, and the Senate finally ended the longest government shutdown in history. 🎈 Time to party like it’s 2025! 🥳

On Sunday, Trump took to Truth Social (because where else?) to declare:

A dividend of at least $2000 a person (not for the 1%ers, sorry not sorry!) will be paid to everyone. 🤑 Let’s make America rich again! 🇺🇸

Trump also bragged that tariffs made the U.S. “the Richest, Most Respected Country In the World, With Almost No Inflation, and A Record Stock Market Price.” Take that, critics! 😎

Meanwhile, the Senate’s shutdown-ending vote brought a sigh of relief (and a Bitcoin boost). Peter Schiff chimed in, saying it’s “back to business as usual,” which means gold, silver, and even Bitcoin will shine brighter than a disco ball. ✨

FAQ (Frequently Asked Fun Questions)

  • What’s Bitcoin been up to lately?
    Bitcoin broke the $105K barrier, hitting $106,422 on Bitstamp. October was rough, but November’s looking spicy! 🌶️

  • Why’s Bitcoin soaring?
    Trump’s $2,000 dividend plan and the end of the shutdown have investors feeling bullish. 🐂 Time to HODL! 💎

  • What’s Trump’s take on tariffs?
    He says tariffs made America the “Richest, Most Respected Country.” Critics? He calls them “fools.” 🤡

  • What do analysts think?
    Peter Schiff says it’s business as usual, with assets like Bitcoin benefiting as the dollar takes a dive. 💸

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2025-11-10 11:03