Oh, just a casual $42.7 billion thrown at crypto in 2025-because why not, right? 💸 Half of that? Splurged faster than a toddler on Red Bull in Q3. $22.6 billion! Who needs retirement savings when you’ve got “the blockchain”? 🙃
Q3 2025: The day the music died… for skeptics. DATCos went full “Shark Week” on crypto, buying more than a bunch of clueless interns at a Silicon Valley garage sale. 🦒
Bitcoin DATCos Dominate
Altcoins: The Underdogs Who Tried (But Failed) to Steal the Spotlight 🐾. CoinShares “revealed” altcoins scored $10.8B in Q3. Shocker! Bitcoin still flexes like it’s 2017, hogging 70.3% of the pie. 🍕
Ethereum? The #2 fanboy, shelling out $7.9B on ETH. August was peak madness-$7.1B flushed into ETH like it’s a crypto toilet. 🚽 Meanwhile, SOL, BNB, and “various smaller-cap assets” (read: crypto’s Z-listers) got crumbs. 11.2%? Cute. 🥺
Strategy Leads DATCos
Strategy: The Wall Street Wizard Who’s Basically Married to BTC 💍. $70.7B in BTC? That’s 3% of all Bitcoin. Congrats, they’re basically a walking Bitcoin billboard. 📣
Altcoin fanatics? BitMine, Sharplink, and Forward Industries-June 2025’s “It” kids. The rest? 7 pure-play DATCos in the top 15, 3 miners, and Tesla (still the “I’m not a crypto company!” Karen). 🚫
From 4 DATCos in 2020 to 142 in 2025? 76 launched this year alone! Hut 8 Mining: The OG DATCo. Strategy: The OG pure DATCo. Total holdings? $137.3B-up 139.6% YTD. 113 hold BTC, 15 hold ETH, 10 hold SOL. Translation: Bitcoin’s still the prom queen. 🤡👑
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