Bitcoin to $250K?! Oh, Great… 🙄

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So, apparently, some “analysts” – and I use that term loosely – think Bitcoin might hit $250,000. Like, that’s a good thing?

Honestly, the whole thing just sounds… stressful. People get all worked up. It’s a cryptocurrency, not a heart transplant.

They’re saying that if it goes up too quickly, it’ll mess everything up. Like the market’s some delicate soufflé. Give me a break. It’s already a mess! 🤷

And of course, investors are “paying attention.” They always are when money is involved. Like moths to a very volatile flame.

These Guys Predict Prices, Can You Believe It?

Bitcoin had a little wobble last month. A little dip below $100,000… then it bounced back. Drama! Like a bad date. Traders were noticing, watching CoinMarketCap… as if that’s gonna tell you anything. It’s just numbers on a screen!

Some analyst, Mel Mattison, says it’s all “natural adjustment.” Everything’s a “natural adjustment” until it isn’t. Right? 🤨

But then you get these other people-Arthur Hayes, Tom Lee-claiming it’ll be at $250,000 by the end of the year. Like they know something. They don’t. Nobody knows! It’s Bitcoin!

They said this right when everyone was already watching, naturally. It’s like announcing you’re going to juggle chainsaws. People are going to look.

November supposedly is good for Bitcoin. 42% gain historically. Great. So it goes up a little, then probably comes right back down. It’s always something, isn’t it?

Opinions, Everyone Has One

There’s this guy Steven McClurg who’s saying it’ll go to $140-150k before it goes down in 2026. A downturn. What a pessimist! And then you get Matt Hougan who thinks it will just keep going up. Who do you believe?! It’s exhausting.

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And Mike Novogratz says a $250,000 price tag needs a “rare alignment of events.” Which, let’s be honest, is code for “it’s not happening.” Everyone is an expert all of the sudden.

Sudden Rallies? Oy Vey.

So, they’re worried about a “blow-off top”-when everyone rushes to sell. Seems logical. But apparently, a quick jump to $250,000 could cause this. This Mattison guy thinks so. Controlled climbs are better, he says. Wonderful. Like you can control it.

140% gain in three months? That’s insane. It’ll create “severe imbalances.” Imbalances! As if life wasn’t imbalanced enough.

It’ll Probably Just Do Whatever It Wants

But here’s the truth: Bitcoin is completely unpredictable. It could be quiet for years, then suddenly jump. Who knows? It’s a digital coin! It does what it wants.

Everyone agrees on one thing: It could reach $250,000. The timing is the problem. A slow climb is good, a fast one is bad. Groundbreaking analysis, people. Absolutely groundbreaking 🙄

Mattison wants patience. Patience! I’ve been waiting for a decent bagel for 30 years. Patience isn’t exactly my strong suit, okay?

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2025-11-08 15:18