Bitcoin’s $100K Slumber Party: Is This the New Zen of Crypto?

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Key Takeaways (Because Even BTC Needs a Nap)

How long has Bitcoin held above $100,000?

Bitcoin has spent almost a year above $100K, apparently auditioning for the role of “Boringest Asset Ever.” 🤷♂️💸

What are traders expecting next?

Institutions are betting on volatility like it’s a game show, while BTC dances between $107K and $122K. Spoiler: No one knows what happens next. 🎲

Bitcoin [BTC] has been chilling above $100K for nearly a year, but the market’s gone quieter than my ex’s texts. 🛑

Fresh money? More like fresh out of ideas. BTC’s stuck in neutral, waiting for a plot twist. 🚗💨

Where do we go from here? Well, if you have a crystal ball, let me know. 👻

A Calm Like Never Before (Or Just Bad TV Binge Fuel)

In past bull cycles, Bitcoin’s peaks were like my dating life-up one day, down the next. 📉💘

This time, it’s different. Or maybe it’s just better at holding its breath. 🐬

Alphractal data reveals BTC’s marathon above $100K with minimal drama. Record-breaking boredom! 🏆

Days at a loss? More like days at a loss for words. Holders are still grinning like Cheshire Cats. 😼

As crypto guru Joao Wedson (aka Mr. Charts) says, this cycle’s like a flipped pancake-syrupy and slow. 🥞

“Bitcoin’s leap back above $115K isn’t just a ‘relief rally’-it’s the start of a new chapter in crypto’s never-ending soap opera.” – Farzam Ehlani, VALR CEO (who clearly hasn’t seen the finale of Succession).

Whales are back to their shopping sprees, and leverage? It’s been flushed down the toilet. 🚽 Let’s just say this sets the stage for… something. Probably not a surprise party.

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2025-10-28 23:58