Bah. Bitcoin. They call it a currency, I call it a fever dream for those with more money than sense. But even a blind man can see what’s happening now – a little bounce, a little swagger. A paltry $114,501 at 23:35 UTC on October 26th, after scratching its way above the $112,000 mark. A victory? For whom, I ask you? The sharks, of course.
A Dance of Fools
They speak of “breakouts” and “volume jumps” – nonsense, all of it. It’s just a scramble for scraps, a frantic dash to be the last one holding the paper when the music stops. From $111,453 to $113,572 it went, inflated by the usual manufactured frenzy. A 318% jump in volume? Probably just a few large pockets pushing it around like a toy.
The Cleansing Fire (of Liquidations)
And oh, the sweet, sweet smell of burnt money! $393.74 million liquidated in the last day, a good $319.18 million from those poor souls who thought they could beat the market. Short sellers, chewed up and spat out. Ha! One order on Hyperliquid alone, $19.04 million gone like smoke. Let them weep. Let them learn. đź’¸ It’s a harsh teacher, this Bitcoin.
Whispers in the East
Now they’re all twittering about talks between the Americans and the Chinese. “Candid, in-depth, constructive,” they say. As if a few polite phrases will change anything! They talk of tariffs, agriculture, fentanyl… all just a smokescreen to hide the real game: who controls the flow? Who holds the power? Empty promises, I tell you. They’ll reach “basic consensuses” and then promptly forget all about it. 🤨
The Specter of Trump
And Trump, naturally, has to insert himself into the chaos. A meeting with Xi Jinping on October 30th, to “dial down tensions”? Please. He’ll be seeking another photo-op, another chance to boast. He says they’ll “come out very well.” Of course, he does. He always does. They’re all playing a part in this grotesque theatre, these politicians and these paper-chasing traders.🤡
The Fed’s Cold Hand
Then there’s the Fed, looming over everything like a grim reaper. Their little meeting, their pronouncements… all meant to keep the sheep in line. Will they cut rates? Will they hold? Does it even matter? The rich will always find a way to get richer, while the rest of us scrabble for crumbs.
What’s Next? (Who Cares?)
If it goes above $113,700? Who knows. If it falls below $113,300? It’ll fall. The point is it will do something, and someone, somewhere, will make a fortune while others lose everything. The charts, the analysis… it’s all just for show. A distraction to keep the masses from realizing the whole thing is built on sand. 🤷‍♀️
As of this moment, it’s $114,501. A momentary reprieve, a flicker in the darkness. Don’t mistake it for the sun.
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2025-10-27 04:12