Dogecoin Tycoons Chase Bitcoin’s Ghost 🎭 – Here’s Their Hilarious Playbook!

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Bit Origin, a Dogecoin treasury company now gracing the Nasdaq like a stray pup adopted by Wall Street, has declared its intention to copy Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin strategy. Because nothing says “originality” like a dog chasing the same bone everyone else has already buried. 🐕

Dogecoin Treasury Aims to Recreate Magic… Or at Least a Spreadsheet

In a tweet that could have been written by a sleep-deprived intern, Bit Origin announced its plan to mimic Strategy’s playbook. They’ll conduct a “DOGE-denominated private placement,” a fancy way of saying “we’ll take your money and buy more DOGE.” Saylor, meanwhile, might be rolling in his grave-or laughing. Either works. 💸

The company now proudly claims the title of “first Nasdaq Dogecoin treasury,” holding 70.5 million DOGE ($16 million). For context, that’s about 0.0001% of the total supply. CoinGecko data also reveals their stock is up 170% since they started accumulating DOGE-only to plummet 58% YTD. Because nothing says “confidence” like a rollercoaster of emotions. 🎢

Bit Origin’s next move? Expanding the treasury, building “merchant payment rails” (i.e., hope and prayer), and launching “ecosystem-focused services.” Their goal: “drive adoption at scale.” One can only imagine the chaos. 🚀

House of Doge Joins the Nasdaq Dog Show 🐶

Dogecoin Foundation’s corporate arm, House of Doge, is set to join Bit Origin on the Nasdaq, likely to become the second Dogecoin treasury company. Because why have one Doge on Wall Street when you can have two? 🐾

House of Doge recently merged with Brag House Holdings (TBH), a name that screams “institutional adoption.” Meanwhile, CleanCore, now with the largest DOGE treasury (710 million coins, $140 million), boasts Elon Musk’s lawyer, Alex Spiro, on its board. Talk about bringing in the big dog. 🐺

CleanCore’s stock, however, has been trending downward since its DOGE spree. Perhaps the market prefers memes to money? Who knows. The future is a mystery, like a Dogecoin price chart. 📉

At press time, DOGE trades at $0.197, up 3% in 24 hours. Because after all, why let logic ruin a good meme? 😏

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2025-10-25 00:23