tag without repeating it in the body. The FAQs at the end should be rewritten with Sedaris’s tone – maybe add some quips or rhetorical questions. Also, ensure that emojis are sprinkled in for effect, but not overdone. Check for all the required elements: humor, sarcasm, emojis, clickbait title, no markdown, correct HTML tags. Let me start rewriting each section. The first paragraph can be a bit exaggerated, like “Star Xu hinted at something big… as if we were all waiting with bated breath for another blockchain revelation.” Then, in the roadmap section, maybe compare the phases to a three-course meal with a side of confusion. The stablecoin launch could be “USDG – because we all needed another stablecoin like we need a hole in the head.” For the infrastructure phase, mention the protocols with a sarcastic comment on partnerships. Phase three’s Vision Fund might be compared to a bake sale but with $100 million. Memecoins: “neutral stance” is a polite way of saying “we’re not here to judge your doge memes.” The Singapore payment part: “Now you can tip your barista in USDC… because nothing says ‘I’m sophisticated’ like trying to explain crypto to a tired coffee shop employee.” End with the FAQs, keeping them snappy and sarcastic. Make sure all blockquotes are included as figures with the original content but maybe add a humorous caption. Check that the title is in the tag and not repeated as a header. Ensure all images (figures) are in place. Avoid any markdown, just HTML tags. Alright, time to put it all together with the right structure and humor.End of Thought (16.81s) OKX’s X Layer: A Stablecoin, A Dream, and Other Things You Didn’t Know You Needed 🚀

At TOKEN2049 Singapore, OKX founder Star Xu casually dropped hints about a “big” upcoming thingamajig for the platform-because nothing says excitement like blockchain roadmaps and strategic jargon. Spoiler alert: It’s a public chain. Groundbreaking. 🎉

Star Xu’s Grand Vision for X Layer (Cue the Dramatic Music)

Xu declared that building an open public chain is “one of OKX’s core strategies.” Bold move. Next thing you know, they’ll tell us water is wet. The X Layer will supposedly fuse the OKX Wallet and Exchange into a “stronger ecosystem,” which sounds like a Marvel villain’s origin story.

He also outlined “multiple stages” for this grand plan. Because who doesn’t love a good multi-phase rollout? It’s like buying a season pass to a theme park that’s still under construction.

OKX Founder Unveils Three-Phase X Layer Roadmap in Singapore

At TOKEN2049 Singapore, OKX founder Star Xu outlined a three-phase plan for X Layer: first, launch USDG (another stablecoin, because the world *definitely* needed one); second, partner with Aave, Uniswap…
– Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) October 3, 2025

Phase 1: Stablecoin? How Original.

Kickoff the X Layer saga with USDG, a stablecoin launching “in the coming weeks.” Because nothing screams innovation like rebranding a dollar with a crypto sticker. 🫡

Phase 2: Infrastructure (a.k.a. Copy-Paste Mode)

Next up: Integrate big-name protocols like Uniswap and Chainlink. Pro tip: If you build it, they might come-but probably only if there’s free pizza. OKX promises a “solid foundation” for developers. Translation: We’ll throw some APIs at the wall and see what sticks.

Phase 3: Developer Support (a.k.a. The $100M Bake Sale)

Phase three involves a $100 million Vision Fund for developers. Wow, money falling from the sky! 🎁 Attendees at the on-chain developer conference can “earn rewards” by doing… something. Details unclear. Bring your own shovel.

True builders know crypto is a marathon, not a sprint. X Layer is built for the long run – and so are we. That’s why we’re launching a $100M X Layer Ecosystem Fund to support global builders shaping the next wave of onchain applications.

If you have long-term vision and real…
– Star (@star_okx) August 24, 2025

On Memecoins: “We’re Neutral, But Also Not Your Mom”

Xu claims OKX won’t “promote fraudulent memecoins” but respects “well-run communities.” Translation: We’ll host your doge meme coin as long as you don’t make us look bad at the family reunion.

Singapore’s New Crypto Payment Scene: Because Why Not?

OKX now lets Singaporeans pay GrabPay merchants via stablecoins. Because nothing says “I’ve arrived” like explaining to your Uber driver that, technically, you’re paying them in USDC. 🚖

Payments convert to XSGD first, because converting crypto to fiat in three steps is *so* 2025. Also, they released their 35th Proof of Reserves. Bitcoin holdings? Up! Ethereum? Down! USDT? Slightly deflated. 📉

With X Layer and crypto payments, OKX is building a “safe, reliable ecosystem.” Sure, Jan.

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FAQs (Because You’re Definitely Confused)

What is OKX’s X Layer?

A public blockchain designed to “connect” OKX Wallet and Exchange. It’s like a dating app for crypto products. Swipe right for synergy! 💑

What is the OKX Vision Fund?

A $100 million fund to “support developers.” Bring your wildest ideas, free snacks, and existential dread. 🎨

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