💰CZ’s Ex-Binance Gang Builds Rival DEX-ASTER Soars!🐍

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CZ spills beans on ex-Binance crew’s Aster DEX, claims “advisor” title, while YZi Labs quietly holds ASTER like a kid with a suspiciously full piggy bank.

Well, hold my hoss, here’s a tale! Binance’s own Changpeng Zhao (CZ, for short-though I reckon he’d prefer “Your Honor”) got caught in a kerfuffle this week. Some rascal on X accused him of claimin’ to be part of the Aster DEX crew during a “Spaces” gabfest. CZ huffed, “I’m just an advisor, pilgrim!” Like a fella sayin’ he’s “just a friend” while holdin’ a stack of IOUs.

CZ Denies Team Role, Limits Work to Product and Tech

“Product and tech, that’s all!” CZ declared, sweatin’ through his NFT hoodie. “Regulatory stuff? Not my circus, not my monkeys. I’m no lawyer!” 🤠 Which, fair. Last time he dabbled in law, he ended up in a real cage match with Uncle Sam. “Trust me,” he said, which is what folks say when you shouldn’t trust ’em.

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Turns out, Aster’s team is basically a Binance reunion tour. Former execs, engineers, and one guy who “accidentally” took the office printer in 2018. CZ called ’em “talented professionals” still smitten with the ol’ BNB Chain. So it’s like a breakup album-still hangin’ onto the same vibe, just with a new label. And while Aster’s a rival DEX, CZ insists it’s “good for BNB.” Sure, buddy. Just like poison ivy’s “good” for a campfire.

YZi Labs Confirms Minority Stake as Aster Token Hits ATH

CZ’s venture fund, YZi Labs, owns a slice of Aster. Not a big slice, mind you-just enough to buy a new yacht if ASTER moonwalks. “Independent project!” he swore, while his wallet whispered, “Liar, liar, crypto on fire.” 🚀

ASTER token hit an all-time high. Traders are chargin’ their laser eyes. CZ? He’s just happy it’s “strengthenin’ the BNB ecosystem.” Meanwhile, the BNB Chain’s like, “Why’s this ghost town suddenly crowded?”

Binance Former Employee Boosts Ecosystem Despite Competition

Aster’s rise proves Binance alums are still peddlin’ crypto like it’s 1876 and Bitcoin’s the next Gold Rush. They’re startin’ DEXes, tradin’ memes, and makin’ CZ’s old crew look like a tech-savvy Pony Express. Competition? Sure. But CZ’s all, “It’s a good problem!” Like a farmer sayin’ locusts are “good” for crop rotation.

So here we are: Decentralized exchanges bloomin’, BNB holders grinnin’, and CZ? He’s just happy to be along for the ride. 🎩🐍

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2025-09-28 23:23