Ah, the sordid tale of the Shibarium Bridge miscreants, who, with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, managed to offload the entire Bad Idea AI (BAD) holdings. Yes, the *whole* kit and caboodle. The eagle-eyed Christopher Johnson, a chap who fancies himself as Lightspeed Crypto Services’ President and the Bad Idea AI project’s very own oracle, caught the dirty business in the act. Blockchain aficionados confirm the final batch of BAD tokens has gone the way of the dodo.
Shibarium Bridge Swindler’s Token Auction: Multiple Tranches and No Regrets
According to the man of the hour, Mr. Lightspeed (because why have one grandiose title when you can have two?), the wallets of the bridge charlatan are now emptier than Bertie Wooster’s patience after a string of Aunt Dahlia’s comical catastrophes.
“Just moments ago the Shibarium Bridge Exploiter sold all the $BAD tokens held.”
“There are none left now in the stashes.”
– Mr. Lightspeed (@Mr_Lightspeed) September 22, 2025
He even threw the blockchain data link into the mix, because nothing screams “look what these blighters did” like a good old-fashioned on-chain paper trail. The perpetrators swapped precisely 2,057.39 BAD tokens for a modest 3.2 ETH, using the ever-faithful MetaMask wallet – because even villains appreciate reliable technology. The transaction consummated at the rather ungodly hour of 02:36 UTC, September 22, 2025. Fancy timing for a midnight rendezvous with Ethereum, eh? 🔥
Not to let their newfound riches gather dust, the scoundrels promptly transferred these 3.2 ETH to another wallet (0x45b…0DF2a) – the crypto equivalent of slipping out through the side door with the spoils. At a current price of about $4,208.50 per ETH, the haul totaled a nifty $13,467, which, for a few sleepless clicks and codes, isn’t too shabby. 🎩
According to CoinMarketCap, ETH’s market cap and 24-hour volume are a staggering $508.37 billion and $39.62 billion respectively. Because if you’re going to steal, steal where the party’s at, old sport.
Shibarium Bridge: When It Rains It Pours, and the Crypto Gets Snatched
Cast your minds back to the festive date of September 12, when our fine group of crypto-crooks waltzed away with over $4 million in assorted digital trinkets. Among these were Shiba Inu tokens, Ethereum, ROAR, and that cheeky pile of 2,057 BAD tokens. Since that fateful day, the thieves have been as busy as a beagle at a biscuit convention, slowly liquidating their illicit booty according to the delightful on-chain data.
The dashing Shiba Inu chief tinkerer, Kaal Dhairya, confirmed the movements of the booty. The wallet which received the 3.2 ETH reportedly offloaded a colossal 1.01 billion SHIB tokens for 2.90 ETH on September 20 – a tidy sum of $12,107, once again funnelled through the trusty MetaMask.
Meanwhile, the dogs of the Shiba Inu team attempted some rather heroic damage control by freezing a whopping 4.6 million BONE tokens on September 13. A valiant effort, considering the attackers wielded a flash loan and compromised validator signing keys to turn the protocol inside out like a well-stuffed Wellington boot.
So, there you have it – a dashing crypto caper, complete with a thief’s jig and a blockchain paper trail that’d make Sherlock Holmes tap his pipe in admiration. One wonders if the villains tipped their hats as they strolled off into the sunset? 🕵️♂️💼
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2025-09-23 18:10