On a Monday morn, as the sun cast its pale light over the land, the mighty Strategy, that titan of bitcoin treasuries, let forth a roar. It had, with a casual flick of its corporate wrist, snatched up 850 BTC for a sum so grand-$99.7 million-it made the common man’s wallet weep.
Michael Saylor, that wily fox of the digital frontier, took to the X, as they call it now, to confirm the deed. With a grin and a wink, he reminded the world of his Sunday whisper, a hint that Strategy would soon pad its already bulging bitcoin sack. “We’ve done it again,” he crowed at the break of dawn, Eastern time. “850 BTC for ~$99.7 million, at a price so steep-$117,344 per bitcoin-it’d make a farmer blush. And mark this, our yield stands at 26.0% YTD 2025,” he boasted. “As of 9/21/2025, we hodl 639,835 BTC, bought for ~$47.33 billion at a price so low-$73,971 per bitcoin-it’s a steal, a heist, a marvel of modern finance,” he added, his words dripping with the satisfaction of a man who’s cornered the market on digital gold.
This bold move comes hot on the heels of Metaplanet’s own grab of 5,419 BTC, a spree so wild it’d make the Joads look like penny-pinchers. The corporates are hoarding bitcoin like it’s the last can of beans in a dust bowl, and Saylor’s leading the charge, a modern-day prospector with a ledger instead of a pickaxe. 🌪️💰
Read More
- Is XLM’s Stellar Rise to $0.32 a Heavenly Sign for Bulls? 🌟
- Big Banks Finally Join the Stablecoin Party: JPMorgan and Citigroup Can’t Stay Away
- Bitcoin Miners Chase AI Gold Rush Amid Speculative Frenzy
- PUMP Token Soars 50%: A Comedy of Errors and Triumphs!
- Bitcoin Stirs as Gold Takes a Coffee Break ☕-Who Wins This Tug-of-War?
- SOL CAD PREDICTION. SOL cryptocurrency
- 🚀 Ethereum’s Wild Ride: $5K or Bust? Institutions Bet Big! 🤑
- Whales Rally: Optimism Hints at 15% Jump-Hold Onto Your Teacups
- Coinbase’s Bold Gamble: Local Stablecoins to Conquer the World (or at Least Australia & Singapore)
- OMG, HYPE Is About to Go Bonkers! Will It Hit $70? 🚀
2025-09-22 15:37